Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.
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Comments (131)
waldoo37 8
Lol awesome
J3R3MYY 14
Why waste that #1 spot with this pitty...
taytay6510 6
And the award for performing the most cockblocks since....the history of time goes to......PERIODS.
awagh666 14
Camping trip: $500 Male enhancement supplement: $20 Finding out she's on her period: ******* PRICELESS
Mattsharky5 2
Well OP, when the river runs red, take the dirt road.
StoryOfTheYear 15
41- Hopefully her name is Priceless. ._.
awagh666 14
^Lol. So op wouldn't be ******* priceless.
YourFriendSky 0
#41 Holy Fff, since when does camping cost $500? O.e We do ours every weekend for ~$40, and most of that is on the booze.
ENLT 6
Holy ffff. When did a period stop sex?
cyns0_oaSailor 0
76, since not every man is that desperate. Not every guy feels that life is about sex.
guckylynn 19
83, sex is much more pleasurable for a woman when she is on her period.
arlekin21 0
Bj week?
freakinglaugher 10
76- watch and be amazed. Se.
AmericanGal21 11
83, just bc ppl have sex when the girl is on her period doesn't mean the guy is sex crazed some people actually LIKE it and MUTUALLY agree and want it...
sammy92 0
.. I usually want it more when I'm on mine
falloutboylove7 0
haha wow that sucks!!!
xlorawrz 9
No shit it sucks. Why do you think it's on FML?
caraisbeast 0
it was the only thing that sucked that night too(x
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.
awagh666 14
Just wondering, Why did it take you 30 mins to get it up?
J3R3MYY 14
Google is an amazing thing..
False_Stupidity 42
#43 it was 30 minutes before he found out she was on her period, not 30 minutes to get a boner.
KittyJay 3
I don't see a reason not to still have sex while on your period. If you men can walk through mud, you can f**k through blood... Case closed.
STP907 8
#168 You seem to forget that walking and ******* are 2 completely different things......
Horcruxer 0
Pussy is only pussy and I get it when I need it not on periods
scruffy_janitor5 1
Watch out for bears
teague95 16
not to worry OP has wood to fight bears off.
belkinbra 12
? The bear had a big pussy ?
bubbywaldo 0
Am I the only one who thinks having your period is not a reason to not have sex? Well maybe when camping.
J3R3MYY 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No no no no... your disgusting. Hygene is good buddy, gtfo!
StoryOfTheYear 15
There's a reason camping is occasionally called "roughing it".
Ray_of_midnight 23
If she's up for it, sure, why not, go ahead. I've known women who've gotten super-horny on their periods and I've been happy to oblige. OP, if it's because she feels gross during menstruation and can't enjoy being physical, FYL. If you won't go near her during her period "because it's gross," YDI.
mojo87 14
No, but anal is hygienic :S What is people's logic?
ENLT 6
Lay a towel down. Problem solved. BONUS: 0% chance of getting her pregnant. If you were more steady I'd even say condom optional.
DjeePee 25
I have no experience with FWB's or fuckbuddies, but maybe it's harder (lol) to have sex with a girl who's on her period if you don't love her. Isn't sex without love more about the ultimate pleasure of sex instead of making little sacrifices? 'BONUS: 0% chance of getting her pregnant.' Wtf are you sayin', bro? The world is full of kids created whilst the woman was on her period, thas method is not flawless.
guckylynn 19
77, if you think there's a 0% chance of getting someone pregnant when they're on their period, you might wanna call your past hookups and see if you have any children anywhere.
dumboears 8
77- Sperm lives up to five days after sex. There's still a pretty big chance of pregnancy.
ashleighmef 7
If you can walk through mud you can **** through blood
autumnleighf 0
77, this guy, right here.
niswisk 3
I agree with you. A real man wouldnt care. For god sake its an excuse not to lick it but never an excuse not to have sex. Its just means second round in the shower after lol
lolthatscute 0
you dumbf*ck i really hope that was sarcasm because if not, f Y l.
KayleeXLoVe21 0
My boyfriend and i have done it before while i was on my period. We have been together over a year and he didnt mind one bit... We just took a shower afterwards like you said(:
Rachmini 10
People are gonna hate for this but your 15!!! Wtf are you doing having sex!?!? This is pathetic... Sorry but people can say whatever they want but it's really revolting.
hockeyhouse 5
Sex on your period is quite messy. I can't imagine doing it while camping. Hell, I can't imagine going camping while on my period, never mind the sex.
MerrikBarbarian 9
No I agree. I've had sex while on my period no issue. Honestly it's not as bloody as people think. Sex can actually stop your period temporarily. To the idiot who said sex during period means no chance of pregnancy though... While less likely a woman can get pregnant ANY day of her cycle because ovulation can occur late or early, so it's never a garuntee.
Horcruxer 0
I get laid so much I don't need or desire to do it on the period shii
xojessayox 4
#205- cool story, breh.
veggiebag 3
Not 0% sperm can live in the ****** for 4 days and still get her preggo
nlm92 15
That never stopped me! To hell with hygiene, just take a shower or swim after!
juliaannw 11
Well that's a nut slap right there
gavinkid 0
Youre hot
lajaynay 15
Probably should have talked that over before assuming she was going to sleep with you.. You know what assuming does!
rusrsbrah 0
Assumptions never give me raging boners......
dri_dri_fml 18
To assume makes an ass out of u and me :)
penizlol 2
shake that bear
palahniukpaul 6
I bet you had a boner of a time :D
ZXDriver 0
.. You need help.
solid2dew 6
What a terribly stupid comment dude. I agree u need help
autumnleighf 0
That wasn't even a pun... :(
p8ntcheck 4
Please don't comment ever again
lolthatscute 0
what are you doing with your life, man.
psycho9631 1
12-you ******* retarded piece of shit, that wasn't even funny, that wasn't even a pun, your a retard....I shouldn't be calling you a retard, you make retards look smart you piece of shit get a life, probably the worst comment Iv read ever on fml. god your ******* dumb!
Sarahnade8 0
I missed the part where this is funny.
J3R3MYY 14
Ok how do I make a stupid comment.. think... ok got it. That was a "hard" fail. Get it? Stupid right... Ok thumbs down now I know the drill.
False_Stupidity 42
Reverse psychology seems to have worked here...