Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
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jessicasoho 13
"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.
ffc Squall 14
Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.
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Comments (14)
MidnaLink 35
And that's when you throw a rock at his screen. Hopefully, that'll shut him up.
jessicasoho 13
"Yo, dad? Volume!" Problem solved.
ffc Squall 14
Get him some headphones. Don't say anything, just give a pair to him.
Ric Gray 10
then he'll be catching him in the act, at least his dad can stop when he hears him coming
Midnitethud 3
No pun intended.
Talented73 54
Hears him coming.... huh-huh-huh
pjsr 33
her
RichardPencil 32
Calm down, you’re two tents! Imagine if you were in the same tent! His sleeping bag would look like a tent-within-a-tent!
TheDiceMan69 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hopefully it was some hot father/daughter ****!
MidnaLink 35
The ****, dude?
Glowworm56 27
Ah, camping. Hearing the pleasant sounds of nature. The birds chirping, the distant waves, the sound of **** coming from dad's tent...
ArbiterOfFML 24
It is so peaceful. The fragrance of nature. Sounds of owls hooting. The tide crashing against the shore. And the most pleasant of the all? The sound of **** coming from my father's tent.
olga_crvjl 19
Oh how awkward
kowsee 22
Take out your phone and play your **** even louder?