Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I graduated with my Bachelor's degree. The excitement didn't last too long because I broke my elbow by tripping over a stick at my graduation dinner. Definitely not intoxicated, just clumsy. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Too bad you're in a place that's not smitten with Covid. If you were lucky enough to live in a shithole country that can't handle the pandemic, you would have had virtual commencement.
Gradask 10
So why couldnt they send it too you? Honestly , when sick stay home, no one wants what you got.
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RichardPencil 32
Too bad you're in a place that's not smitten with Covid. If you were lucky enough to live in a shithole country that can't handle the pandemic, you would have had virtual commencement.
Gradask 10
So why couldnt they send it too you? Honestly , when sick stay home, no one wants what you got.
Charlie Given 28
well considering the area you live sounds like you had a case of Montezuma's revenge
sarahcroy20 12
What the hell? If you're that sick stay home.
ashlston 12
It could have been mailed.. people smelled you for sure. But, hey I was orange at my graduation