Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I woke up from a great night of camping and fishing all night long with my fiancee, only to find my stringer of fish being eaten by a water moccasin snake. My dad's been asking for a fish fry for two weeks now. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, I began my first solo holiday at my family's' lakeside cabin. After an hour of tanning in my fave bikini on the lake beach, I saw that I was alone, got brave enough to take a risk, and took off my bikini so my body could get a full tan. Guess when a family from a nearby cabin chose to also come to the lake for fun… FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, on a camping trip, where it’s raining, I'm suddenly popular. With whom? With slugs! I found one in my shoe, one in my bag, two in my cooking pot and the last one I grabbed – surprise! - on the backside of my coffee mug, which was inside the bag, on the bike. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!
coolmike699 26
Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?
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Comments (20)
Nabexis 9
Are you camping in Stardew valley? That sounds like the random crap that I'd give to NPCs in stardew valley.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Where the hell did he get a ******* crayfish.
coolmike699 26
Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?
Benpie 22
The beach?
species4872 20
From the Ocean dopey.
jcash52426 5
At the local store
RichardPencil 32
Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!
slothstronaught 11
So... did you say yes?
thatslifeiguess7 16
My daughter refuses to camp for this and many reasons! she says we spent far too long to get shelter then to run into the woods like man before he found caves! Also if he/she let you keep your phone in the hole he has you in call 911 not go on fml
Narcisse_fml 25
WHAT????
ALonelyStranger 12
If it wasn't at 3am that would've been pretty romantic
pavelchekov 12
And the FML is what? That you couldn't get your panties off in time? That sounds like the perfect partner.
Dominus101 20
Well better to be awaken by a fellow camper with an awkward date proposal, than a Grizzly Bear
young_stud 14
This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.
ILoveDecim 13
Was he hot at least?