Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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chill99 15
This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.
exoticDeath 20
Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!
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Comments (76)
ilKio 15
Sorry for your loss OP.
chill99 15
This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.
AkashaSC2 11
Totally agreed.
lexiieeex3 32
I cringed reading this holy ****.
MDoremis 38
Your poor kitty!
Pashazil 10
That is so wrong on so many levels, holy shit.
exoticDeath 20
Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!
elektra2 16
Oh my God, I am so sorry OP.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Deworm the poor dog!
KaidensCrow 18
might want to demaggot him instead.....
MyUsernameisEpic 29
This is one of those FMLS where you try to think of something witty to say, but you just retch and try to forget you ever read this. That is horrible, OP. I'm sorry for your cat.
Rebles 15
I keep pushing the FYL button but it does not count up anymore...
FrietvanPiet 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
this one is going straight into my favorites
Lalala579121 28
That's kinda creepy.
Mynamewontfi 40
Wow, how ~Edgy~ of you.