Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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niiick97_fml 3
priceless.
xdust 4
Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.
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Comments (333)
imsogangster13 0
are you jewish ?
raray116 0
think it's time to get those divorce papers
sannamm 5
lol. FYI. but this is soooo funny if you picture it :p
LeeRichie 0
my favorite fml ever
nutbutter1 0
is he a Nazi by any chance?
jmart110 0
Wahhhhhhhahabababa Are you ok! What a dumb thing to do esp. Of you are skinny and didn't know his strength
Mauskau 36
lmfaooooo
ALLSTARWKND96 0
I have a feeling he was TRYING to push you in the oven. who would slap someone's butt that was leaning into the oven that hard?
puttiemonster 0
I feel like she has a fatass
katies94 0
Hitler alert!