Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
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Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
zahra_786 19
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !
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Comments (64)
cinamonkoko 15
runaway groom
bobak_can_ani 7
Honey, we need to talk!
GrinchFu1 27
I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
jojj351 12
oh Crap, my wedding is now, hold on I gotta post an fml first
Legendslayer222 26
Honestly he probably didn't even submit this on the same day.
zahra_786 19
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !
Carmstro 13
I struggle to understand how his brother would have forgotten, since he probably went to the wedding. Unless he forgot about the wedding altogether? I imagine he would have explained once people started making assumptions.
zahra_786 19
Yeah that's what I was confused about! Maybe he was so busy getting ready himself and then made his way to the venue and it must have clicked to him suddenly what he was supposed to do! I hope OP provides a follow up.
snowby2 15
Exactly. You'd think that as soon as the wedding was going to start and people were wondering where OP went his brother would remember he was napping.
askingandy 23
My best guess is that the brother was busy helping out with the wedding/getting ready himself and just lost track of time.
Eule 7
Screw the others, it's more important that your wife knows that you didn't run away. Sleeping through your wedding is bad but it wasn't your fault.If she loves you she will hopefully forgive you :) good luck op.
GenH2105 14
Please explain how it isn't his fault.
bandeek 30
Would you like to go through a wedding ceremony with a massive headache? He needed the nap.
gidgiddonihah 11
There are those amazing, caffeine based migraine pills that work miracles. The generic brand isn't all that expensive either. I would have gone with one of those and a cup of coffee before a nap. I wouldn't trust my brother :). Or an alarm for that matter. Once I nap I'm out cold for hours.
ViviMage 40
Tell me someone at the wedding had a phone with an alarm!! For me, fluids, rest, cold and dark help the most for a headache.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Make sure your in-laws know that your brother is mentally challenged and that the blame rests entirely with him. Well, that or the truth.
meggieeee92 15
Why wouldn't you set an alarm instead of relying on someone else? It was YOUR wedding...not his.
DjeePee 25
God, didn't it cross your mind that it's a little risky to give that responsibility to only one person? It's your ******* wedding, man, that's not the time to take risks.
loganberrybat 11
Sorry buddy but if you're old enough to be getting married you're old enough to make sure this doesn't happen.. Alarm, painkillers, so on...