Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
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ALERI0N 0
how was teh pizza? :3
xxdannychaosxx 0
no 64 you're dumb. the fml clearl says op didn't realize there was a hole. therefore they got burnt.
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Comments (88)
margxoxo 0
ouch!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Uggh ouch is right! :(
seanreddog 4
Mmmmm mmm good. You don't need hands to eat pizza... Not really anyway.
Nena713 0
burn!
gzmn91 6
Ha. You got to eat the pizza right? That cancels out the FML :D
Littlemuffinbox 6
Oh my goodness. That'd hurt like a bitch.
jdub28 0
I have done that, I feel for you. that burns like nothing else. FYL indeed.
seanreddog 4
It better of been good pizza like thin crust supreme or meat lovers or barbeque chicken or somethin good and not peperoni!...
nbspike3_fml 0
I hope it was well worth it
jplumbob 4
6 Ms_jessie. i really dont like u.
Giorgio272 2
dang that has gotta hurt. you should sue them lol.
mikeyceroooo 0
that sucks balls, you know what... **** Your Life!!
melissamoshh 0
oww did you drop the pizza D:
Notjustanother1 0
were you high like on grandmas boy? this anti flood is gay
deannamarie12 0
32, what'd she do to you? Lol. But yeah, I'm sorry OP that happened to me before. :(
ilovefatcats 12
did the kids u were babysitting learn some new swears?
erika_lynnex 1
house sitting? more like loser at home with no life
Crotcho_fml 0
why didn't they throw out the oven mitt? is the economy that bad?????
MiGman 5
op that's not bad
kay71095 9
It hurts so much! That happened to me at my moms house, and after I showed her the disgusting burn she was like "oh there is a hole in the oven mitt" -__-
seanreddog 4
Pizza face.
Nylecroc 0
Amanda Bynes Show? Edit: Or All That?
EV34 6
how do you even remember those shows? hahaha I used too watch them when i was younger :P
seanreddog 4
Mraahh haaw!
Nylecroc 0
13 I love those shows!!! they are the best!!! 15 That doesn't help! I'm thinking All That thought. I think Amanda Bynes dresses up like an old lady and says that line. Maybe I'm wrong.
seanreddog 4
I dunno, I can't really remember either.
Nena713 0
Lmao Sean! I leave that noise on a few of my friends voicemails. Amanda please!
iSwag 0
LMAO Sean FTW! I used to say that all the time... yea it was Amanda dressed like an old woman "Kel, grab me an umbrella, an air bag, and two baby giraffes, and meet me at the gas station"
iSwag 0
anybody remember cousin skeeter?
xoluvinshayxo 0
#15: lol courtneyy from the amandaa show :))
xoluvinshayxo 0
#48 yeaaa that show with megan good and that kid from one on one :)) i thouqht no one rememberedd that ! :D
tweetbaby14 18
so what I've done that too and I've burnt my back on a clothes iron. easily a dumb fml
melissamoshh 0
"who likes orange soda? I do I do I do-hoooo"
iSwag 0
hell yea I loved that show I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers. :)
1221jamw 11
noo 21- it's here retarded number 1 fan that says that!!!
ALERI0N 0
how was teh pizza? :3
texasmadeG 0
yall are dumb! maybe op saw the mitten before hand and didnt get burned but she just couldnt get the pizza out!(:
xxdannychaosxx 0
no 64 you're dumb. the fml clearl says op didn't realize there was a hole. therefore they got burnt.
Mpls09 3
Win. 71^
Skycop_S 23
Had an exquisite aftertaste of human flesh.
FYLDeep 26
Whatever you do, don't sue the owner for negligence. Only a total asshole would do that. In fact, forget I said anything.
25shark 5
How about just dont post?
Rambo881xx 0
bs how would you be typing
seanreddog 4
Idk about you, but I don't pick up pizza with my fingertips and I have more than one hand... And anyone who needs to wrap up a burn is a pussy.
Rambo881xx 0
just saying the pain of getting burned with a pan 350" would hurt any regular person. unless you don't have nerve endings
seanreddog 4
It would hurt but it wouldn't prevent you from typing.
Rambo881xx 0
Bah let's agree to disagree
seanreddog 4
Okay, good enough for me.
nikka1227 0
I burn myself with my 410 degree flat iron pretty often..it hurts bad for a min but it's not an FML..quit being a baby n man up!
dajon221 0
um there are these amazing things 99% of all humans have there called thumbs
rhartwick 0
or she had a bandage over it
slimm_shadyy 0
Ouch.
ZeRussian 0
would the real slimshady please stand up?
Howulikeit 0
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
KICKxASSxNINJA 3
Don't you check stuff before you use them? Besides, wouldn't you have felt an increase of temperature in that specific part of the mitt where the hole was?
rhartwick 0
yeah it's called a burn
Ragnir 0
I haven't trusted oven mitts since I had a somewhat similar thing happen to me before, I usually just fold a kitchen towel and get things out with one of those.. That better be the best damn pizza you've had in awhile by the way, you sure did pay for it!
nbspike3_fml 0
glowstixx you are def cute
LilAfo 4
so u're not eatin the pizza now, are u? :b