Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made dozens of cookies just in time for Christmas. When I went to take out the last pan from the oven, I slipped. In a desperate attempt to catch the pan I grabbed it with my bare hand. My hand is striped like a candy cane. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
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Top comments
fml1365 30
You just got burnt.
TheDrifter 24
Good reflexes. Did you save all the cookies?
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Comments (84)
Chris93Jones 20
ouch
Arrow44 10
No shit sherlock. What a waste of a first comment.
ShyAnn29 15
Why complain about a comment?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Must we do this every time?
5oapbox 4
Wow. FML is a tough crowd.
curlytop101 23
Ouch, sorry OP
lilhellian 27
How dare you fall and cause op to get burned!
PinkieKeen 20
2-this is basically a duplicate of the first comment -.-
curlytop101 23
Nice to know, I'll make sure to check that I reload my phone 10 times before I make a comment that is almost the same as the one before me. Thanks for telling me something about my life. -_-
fml1365 30
You just got burnt.
AnOriginalName 19
But at least she saved the cookies.
MagicStallion 9
Apply water to burned area
TheDrifter 24
Good reflexes. Did you save all the cookies?
forlifebro 15
I can completely relate to OP I have done this before and you feel awesome then your like ahhhhhh!
p00p0nt0ast 10
Well that was mean of the cookies
NeighSoulSister 6
Don't you mean the tray?
p00p0nt0ast 10
Nope, the cookies. They must've known their fate, so put the tray off balance
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Damn reflexes, that kind of shit always happens to me as well. Your body just reacts to the object falling, not so much about what that object is.
goldenturtlez 7
So at least it wasn't an incoming grenade?
5oapbox 4
If I had the reflexes to catch it, I'd probably be just as quick throwing it back.
ubertuber 9
Cookies? Totally worth it.
NotGabe 28
Indeed. OP deserves it. All of the mouth watery goodness... -salivates-
aklm15 14
But were the cookies OK?
Welshite 40
If they were chocolate chip they were worth it.
p00p0nt0ast 10
But if they had raisins, not so much...
Welshite 40
Oatmeal raisin cookies are Satan's favorite.
lilhellian 27
When people ask why I have trust issues, I tell them "raisin cookies".
happle 21
What about peanut butter chocolate oatmeal? Those are good shit.
CoGhostRider 31
You never see that in the movies