Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML
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hellolaina 18
And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
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ragnarok1540 39
He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...
Mathalamus 25
What was he thinking to get that conclusion?
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CharmedFML 9
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend for the first time ever, I had the feeling she was a transgender. When I asked her, she got mad. FML.
SnapeIsGood 20
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Maybe he was getting ready for round two with roleplay
Snip_Snap 14
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That's pretty rude, but it sounds like he didn't mean anything wrong. I hope you guys stay together and are happy, OP.
Comrox 19
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Hope you're feeling better OP! At least it's something memorable to laugh about years later? :)
AyeTee77 18
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ragnarok1540 39
He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...
Mathalamus 25
What was he thinking to get that conclusion?
rachelthelime_fml 29
That the ******** was the remainder of a penis? That's the conclusion I came to anyway
rachelthelime_fml 29
That the ******** was the remainder of a penis? That's the conclusion I came to anyway
Mangascribbler 19
Well, it's technically the equivalent in anatomical terms, I suppose- both have a prepuce and erectile core, at least. I'd go out on a limb and say that's not the worst assumption one could make the first time one saw a clit.
smallandroid 26
I assume that an artificially-constructed ****** might not make for the most pleasurable experience- I don't believe that they are able to self-lubricate like a biological ******. You need to use a lot of lube for vaginal intercourse to be pleasurable. I'm not sure if an artificial ****** is capable of stretching to take the girth of a penis either.
A1NoSauce 17
Personally I think he was just trying to find a way out of the relationship after getting the sex he wanted. I don't think there are many more phrases you could utter more than that to turn a girl off.
SilverInGray 25
41 - they're capable of taking a penis and having penetrative sex, yes. Though you are right I believe in saying they are not self lubricating
Theater_Chef_3 30
Maybe she has an enlarged ********? Some women have them and to the extreme they can look like a very small penis
ethan_18 14
I think that thinking you had a non-biological ****** may be correct, as you were losing your virginity and for sure weren't loose. Interesting and unique FML though
arano 29
We need a follow up explaining exactly WHY he asked that question...
C8H18 33
He doesn't sound like a keeper.
Dilexar 26
My best guess is maybe he found her clit a little too large for his comfort? I have no clue with this one. What the **** dude ._.
samsam23t 8
or maybe the virgins he ****** were big and hers was too small for him and he assumed that no natural girls had a vag that small and tight so he assumed as such.
ChopSuey444 20
Reaching too far #44.
SocialAmethyst 20
Too *Deep*? Heh.