Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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shekezim 0
rednecks. lawl
wrathofbong 0
<sarcasm font> animal cruelty is funny
slothlover66 0
Wow, I didn't think this was funny but i'm an animal lover and think skunks are cute (from a distance), I'm surprised it was close enough to accidentally set on fire and didn't run away at the site of the whole DIY pest elimination. thing
okieraider71 4
OP--You have to follow up with full details. This sounds like it could be really good.
AmberBerry 0
Today, I was just living my life as an extremely sexy skunk when someone made me burst into flames. I died. FML.
lets_be_ian 5
Today, I was just living my life as an extremely sexy skunk when someone made me burst into flames. It singed my hair horribly, which kind of stunk (and as a skunk I am well versed in this arena) and it kind of burned me a little bit. It hurt by was mostly annoying and a bit scary. But I figured it was all even after i sprayed the bitches in the face, bit their ankles, rolled around and lit their lazy-boy recliner on fire then bailed. F Their L After I got out I went and had a beer and a good laugh with my skunk buddies who also love ******* with ignorant humans. -- point being lit on fire does not equal death, you could ask Michael Jackson, had he not died of other causes.
ktbird 0
It's still cruel and wrong regardless. I can only hope it died because the pain it would endure is unimaginable.
funnyman95 0
@88 oh first we're sticking up for the poor animal and NOW we're wishing death upon it?...
ktbird 0
Yes there are thing worse than death. The animal shouldn't have to endure that pain. Have you ever been treated for serious burns all over your body? I'm going to assume no ones taken the skunk to the vet, so yes, death is more humane.
VayneValentine 3
This is the reason we put animals to sleep, to stop them from having to go through major pain and suffering. No vet is going to spend the money to take care of it themselves, and no person will because the pet doesn't belong to them so they'll let it suffer, so every vet would decide to humanely euthanize the skunk if left alive and found. It's either that or whoever did this would kill it themselves would their own strength or with a weapon of some sort, or they'd just take it's half alive body and throw it in the trash where it can sit in filth and feel even more pain. So, tell me, which sounds more HUMANE?
Cookie21_fml 0
hahhaha^
Wolfex999 0
awwww, poor skunk.
Domonator 16
Setting an animal on fire may be illegal. If there was damage (smoke, stink, etc.), get a police report, and you may be able to get insurance money to help pay for the repair.
GetaLifePlease 0
Again I have to agree with Snick and 56. I have to admit I laughed then thought about it and got a headache. But those people don't have to be rednecks, my grandpa is a redneck and he is very smart.
omgwtffmmfl 0
YDI landlord