Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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ktbird 0
I work at an animal shelter that rescued a dog that had this happen to it. She had also been stabbed and beaten. Her name was Mercy and she died of her wounds after a few days. I pass by her memorial every time I walk a dog outside. This kind of thing is not funny. I can only hope our society will one day reach a point where this is unquestionably a serious crime. It'd be nice if it didn't happen in the first place but when you see how common it really is, you realize that's not possible.
Flounder 2
ktbird, your response is an important one and more people need to read it and take it to heart, but unfortunately we're a society of thoughtless assholes who believe that humans are the most important species or at the very least, the only ones that matter or have feelings. I wouldn't mind at all if there was some sort of catastrophic event that wiped out the human race, because at least then animals would have no one around to torture them for fun as they do now.
funnyman95 0
"and the dumbest comment of the year award goes to...." ^^^^ hahaha! Then go be a skunk you douche!!!
supremelyf_ed 0
Need help getting off your pedestal #92?
ktbird 0
Thanks 92, I agree.
lets_be_ian 5
for ***** sake the humor is not in the fact that an animal was tortured/burned or whatever, but in the ****-tards who thought that was an acceptable way of eliminating a pest such as a skunk. And for me this is the kind of thing that you have to either laugh at, or hang your head in despair with the acceptance that morons like that live among us... mostly likely close by.
I_Like_Kittys 0
Today, I was minding my own buisness when out of nowhere some wierd bitch comes and sets me on fire. FML. - Skunk.
cheezewhizz 0
krbird please go away... you are ruining the fml.
ktbird 0
It's worth ruining an FML to speak up for those that can't speak for themselves.
TheNewGuy03 29
skunk =/= human do you also realize that other animals don't give a flying **** if we die? and you are totally missing the point of this fml. it's about the dumbasses who thought they knew how to solve a problem, and failed miserably. |the kid|
maddiewoah 15
Geez. Yeah, this isn't an FML. Not for you anyway. This would be an FML for that poor skunk. Report the dude for animal cruelty.
Z1LVER 0
WTF this isn't jackass you can go to jail for that
Jayodi 0
Yes, the tenant is definitely a child.
BM13HC 0
hahaha... I gotta admit that made me laugh as much as a "fcking squirrel set on fire"
morgaleigh 6
The reason they set them on fire is to get rid of the stench after you kill them... i got that information from my bf who is a redneck and lights skunks on fire all the time... =[
bobby153153 0
66 shut the **** up, what if it was an accident?? its funny, get the hell over it!
ktbird 0
Would it be funny if someone set you on fire, even by accident?
RequiemCube 0
There are home-video shows on TV, in which people who are accidentally set on fire get displayed and mocked, and have the opportunity to win $100,000 to likely further finance the kind of stupidity that caused them to catch fire in the first place. If it weren't funny, these shows wouldn't exist. I think you know the answer to your question, whether you're willing to admit it or not.
lets_be_ian 5
actually one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life is where a moron on the internet set his face and hair on fire (for a short duration) while attempting to drink a flaming shot without putting it out first. So yes, this is funny. I will leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine if this is more or less condemning of us as a society than laughing at idiots who set other things on fire than themselves (i.e. skunks). Again, I am not laughing at the specific fact that a skunk was hurt, or possibly killed. But face it, worse shit happens to children each day in several third would countries... life is ****** sometimes. humor is a coping mechanism. Deal with it.
robdoggstge 0
haha wow that sucks!