Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shakyhands
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
DIY mecanics
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Mash-brakketz
Goodbye, 7 years of sobriety...
Today a gasoline canister leaked in our work garage and filled my office with fumes. It got me high and nauseous even though I went out for air constantly. I had a meltdown and was sent home. I'm still high. FML
Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
3firedepos
Lovely
Today, I walked outside and was so happy about the return of smell of campfires and summer time. I now realize that the campfire smell was a house burning down in my neighborhood. FML
dead rats
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Where is it coming from?!
Brightwood, United States
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
John
United States
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Leanna
Fresh!
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
neednewfriends
United States
Drunk?
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Top comments
MovieFreak1978 11
that's one way to set your house on fire when a spark occurs.
bethrh 49
That's just a fire waiting to happen
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MovieFreak1978 11
that's one way to set your house on fire when a spark occurs.
bethrh 49
That's just a fire waiting to happen
EBrogen 12
Borax (boric acid) sprinkled around the outside perimeter would have worked, unless you have pets. Then it's best to sprinkle under appliances were it's not accessible. It'll even get rid of a major roach problem. Demetrius earth is good for the yard to get rid of grubs, grasshoppers and other insects. It's not poisonous if consumed also. Gas though..... wtf. I hope your got water heater doesn't use a pilot light.
idragosani 17
Diatomaceous earth is what you mean
EBrogen 12
Glad you remember the spelling. I got it saved in Amazon. Good stuff with lots of uses.
Advance 57
Try to light a sented candle to get rid of the odor ^^
Plop 17
Best way to rid him of all of his earthly problems.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a technique for population control.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you the pest? There's easier ways to buy your own farm than this.
diraven 15
Flaming moat? Nice! But next time try crocodiles, they stink less
dougierocks 13
I can’t wait to see his post tomorrow!
rotflqtms_ 21
I don't think they'll be posting again... ever...