Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
how
Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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Comments (214)
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, but I doubt a home-schoolers like Snick would understand what it means to Get-R-Done.
DemonChicken 0
Yessum Indeedy
wrathofbong 0
That must make for one horrid stench...... flamming skunks, kinda sounds like a bar shot, rock band or smelly ****'s.
NOTYOUTOO 0
if I see someone setting another skunk on fire I'm going to go crazy!
angrynegro7 16
R.I.P Pepe Le Pew.
astro_plastic 0
Delicious.
Fminetoo 0
Git-R-Drunk First.....
CallMeHush 1
and the skunk ran around like crazy till he ran out of gas...
Zebidee 9
In all honesty, who among us hasn't done this at some stage?
ktbird 0
Uh I haven't. Animal cruelty like this, especially by a child, is often the first criminal activity of a future serial killer. Look it up if you don't believe me. Almost all serial killers had a history of abuse towards animals as children.
funnyman95 0
Ya umm... NOBODY said it was a child!!! It obviously can't be cruel cuz it's totally f*ckin funny... Go hug a tree
ktbird 0
So because he was an adult it's okay? No. It's not funny. It's criminally cruel.
VayneValentine 3
Actually she is right, when a child is abusing small animals it's the sign that the child is a sociopath and will slowly build up to harming children and, more than likely, murder. When an adult does it it's just stupidity and ignorance.
tipple 0
I haven't laughed at an FML in ages - this is seriously funny! :o) Well written too - short and to the point. I am assuming that having a recently-proven-to-be-flammable skunk in or near the house is not something you'd want to repeat? My guess is that the FIY - oops, I mean DIY - removal included some kind of a flame-thrower?? OMG - *starts laughing again* Leaves singing "Who put the skunk out?...."