Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
how
Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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Comments (214)
Nevelii 0
LOL!!
Sungazing 0
:(
heypeoplezzz 0
Dude, 's not your FML!! 1: You're not a skunk (unless yo haven't had a shower for a month...-_-) 2: Did YOU set the skunk of fire? Not your problem then aaaaand, 3: errr...I can't think of one right not...Fck peoplez who said 3 is a magic number ;)
celkey 0
awww :( poor skunk
pneumonicdevice 0
Poor skunk.
spartan_girl 0
maybe it wasn't a "DIY" something that they purchased, maybe the person thought they could smoke the skunk out. I don't know, that was just my guess, because it would involve fire (and be very stupid, because it would also involve lots of smoke inside). If that's the case, FYL indeed, OP, because in addition to lingering burnt skunk smell, there will be smoke smell/damage too.
wrestler12345 0
hahaha wow... how did you guys manage that?
theTwoFacedAngel 2
Two things come to mind If your pest problem is that there's a skunk in the neighborhood, call pest control, you do NOT want to mess with a skunk Secondly.. HOW THE **** DID THIS PERSON MANAGE TO SET A SKUNK ON FIRE!?!?!?
annoying_ppl_suk 0
FYL #9 for not knowing what DIY (do-it-yourself) means. YDI OP for trying DIY pest control when there is a friggin skunk! Still though - good FML!
ColdGold 6
That poor animal. FYL for being totally without common sense.