Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
how
Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
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XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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Comments (214)
cody96 0
ktbird, I agree with you 101% on all of your comments. animal abuse is never ok, and the skunk deserved to live too. He/she probally has a family somewhere missing himher...and don't listen to the jerks that tell you to not comment they are heartless and will burn in hell
patrick19 0
aww poor skunk my ass I would of shot it with a gun **** who cares it's just a skunk I shot 4 deer this year I belive animals need to die
VayneValentine 3
Yeah .. That's ILLEGAL .. You can say animals suck all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that that person can now face charges. Animal cruelty and arson more than likely. I am vegan and I love animals so I think it's pathetic that someone would do that to an animal, especially when you can call a local SPCA center or animal control center who more than likely would take care of it. Setting it on fire only amounts to the animals painful death and screams of pain and probably setting your house and lawn on fire.
trilliamme 0
This FML and all of the comments about how funny it is sicken me to no end. I can only hope that the tenant lit the skunk on fire AFTER it was dead, and it's an FML just because of the stench. If this sick **** lit the animal on fire while it was still alive, then I hope he has serious charges coming his way. Animal cruelty is in no way funny.
MnBran6 0
this is an MLIA
trilliamme 0
Amen, ktbird.
rachohmy 0
That is horrible. He should be reported for animal cruelty. I don't find this funny at all.
richard_head 0
that's absolutly great
AJ7777777 0
LOL a skunk bomb
sugercheeksnic 0
lmfao