siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
skunkcat
United States
Smelly business
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
kmthomas91
Stinky
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get back here!
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Anonymous
United States
Furry feral friend
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
BearGrillz
United States
Get out
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Better than a rapist.
ZoZo17_fml 0
skunks.? tricky little bastards.
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peachesbeach 0
shit one :/
KingGeorgeGal 12
Ew, hire someone to clean it up or trick your sibling (if you have one) into switched rooms with you(;
KingGeorgeGal 12
That is a stinky situation(;
imthatguythatdid 0
ur shit outta luck there and my picture says it all
dolphincheddar 10
damn. you got skunked
CaptainDouche 0
Turbopuns!!!
theaws0m3guy 4
Hey 14 ;) wanna chat?
flockz 20
holy shit thats creepy as **** ^^^^
mooshibear140 4
65, you're disgusting. :S
dolphincheddar 10
14.. run while you can. 65. you are creepy as hell.. control your hormones damn.. this site isn't lavalife.
neveragain234 1
Dude!! ****, go on e-harmony if you want to hook up. But no one needs to see that shit here.
toastyjustice 5
can I know what he said? or is better left unknown?
ANIMExRETARD 0
it was moded tell me what it said D:
ImAHomosexual 0
Hey dumbasses in the northwest not many homes have screens. So shut the **** up.
MrFlintstone 5
y no screen
mthammer 4
that stinks!
ChickenInMyKitch 4
that's some stanky irony
iloveshh23 2
literally!!
senseisuncommon 7
you wanted fresh air... Well, you got the best thing next to it! fresh gas! ...And a smelly room, house, body, but that's not the point!
ZoZo17_fml 0
skunks.? tricky little bastards.
NavySEAL13 0
no it's stoners those bastards. must have hotboxed their room.
funnyshitt 0
i think u mean fish bowled
EatnBeef 7
not my idea of fresh air...
Mistery510 6
shit happens...
dolphincheddar 10
so does murder, and gay sex, and multiracial orgies
JesusFishTaco 5
MULTIRACIAL??!!! What has the world come to?
sxe_beast 11
Is there something wrong with gay sex and multiracial orgies? I participated in both...at the same time... last night. >.>?!
dolphincheddar 10
really? where? I might have been there! :)
sxe_beast 11
Barnstable (Cape Cod) ^_^
flockz 20
dude your picture is nasty as hell.
musicalmaggs 0
you can't get what you always want.
gabe2014 0
musical your retarded it's " you don't always get what you want" not whatever you said
Freeze_fml 17
You're retarded.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
Gabe you're retarded, it's you're retarded.
gangssaboo 0
Actually Gabe...it's "you CAN'T always get what you want"...you fail.
CaptainDouche 0
Now you're just splitting hairs.
california283 6
a skunk climbing in through the window.. meh not so likely.. a person climbing thru the window to smoke weed... believable.
MrSassypants 34
Yes because weed smells like skunk ass... and if it does then who needs tomato juice when you can smoke skunk ass... nevermind. Hope one tries to smoke skunk ass in honor of me.
avenged7fold6661 0
that's exactly what I thought. someone probably just smoked some dank ass bud in your room.
MrSassypants 34
Meant no one. Shit! Now they might be someone out there trying to smoke skunk ass. 8)
herb13 0
damn that's a good excuse for the next time I'm blazin in my room
aardvarkish 17
I'm with 6.
viivian 3
hahaha that's some funny shit. FYL though, that sucks.
UnderJonathan 8
You're pretty...
Mrrevorp 0
awww that stinks
coffeeandcream 8
hope you learned your lesson! :)
Perksofbeingawal 0
That stinks! Lol jk, puns are for losers.
HeroOfTime13 0
you have a mentality i think i dont like
NavySEAL13 0
hey guy above me do it b!tch pull the trigger you won't.