luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Anonymous
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
vidzgrl
Canada
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Girl
United States
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
kissless
United States
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
jccwell
United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Anonymous
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Top comments
IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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nocanhaz 4
At least he wasn't talking about a real baby?
Fraggled 5
If he does anything else besides play video/computer games with his freetime feel lucky. My ex did nothing else. Period. Work, sleep, eat, game. That was it. No joke. No exageration. Which is one reason he's my ex.
iamtwiggyme 0
Same here. Except my ex didn't work. So it was ****, sleep, eat, game. And he actually had no idea why I dumped him smh.
Larsyun 0
xbox~ lol
TOOOBSOCK 0
#20 lamo!!!
damien145631 0
I love Mallory
rallets 23
the uprising has begun...
MrSassypants 34
66 yeah 81 is right. There is so much hilarious people. 81 is one of them... well sometimes. Everyone has they're great moments and their sucky moments. I am Mr.Sassypants by the way. I'm not really introducing myself but people get my name mixed up.
enonymous 9
Wow Doc thanks just when he was about to give me a hand job... You owe me said hand job now
dolphincheddar 10
doc, I have heard of your medical expertise and need advice on how to fix a wound to the glutious Maximus caused by repeated stabbing with a plastic fork. also,. I very much am saddened by the lack of your presence as of late
rallets 23
id say use the other end :/ and theres supposed to be some great comeback headed our way