luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Anonymous
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
vidzgrl
Canada
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Girl
United States
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
kissless
United States
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
jccwell
United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Anonymous
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Top comments
IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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zavo4able 0
why would you think he's talking to you?
ThorneCrossed 9
to be fair, oblivion is better than cuddling
iSurf_fml 8
Are you sure he didn't mean his dick?
Zmeilerr 22
Can you not ******* read? It says "Xbox". And since when does someone go ********** as soon as they say "I'm going to play with my baby"? Read over the FML before you make an idiotic comment.
iSurf_fml 8
WOAH woah woah. You never know the situation. Anyway, thank-you for your constructive criticism, as I will never make an idiotic comment like that again. It was on impulse, a small slip-up that will cause me to thoroughly read every post before comment. Sorry for your troubles.
Zmeilerr 22
I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll admit my mistakes and say that I give people a hard time. All I'm saying is you should take some time to read and understand it before making a comment about the story. One thing you'll learn on here, is that people will give you shit if you get even one detail wrong. Again, I apologize if I was too rough.
iSurf_fml 8
Haha it's fine. I try to be not hated as much as possible. We all have our ups and downs with commentry.
iSurf_fml 8
*Commentry- the act and concept of commenting.
kut19 6
you mean "his xbox gives him more pleasures than your sex box."
danz123 7
Oh calm down OP, so what? All this says is he likes his xbox. He may call you 'baby' as well.
YayFlameWarz 9
Play some Split-Screen. That'll get him riled up
martyslurpee18 0
touché
lmaoatall 6
tease him back. naked, you walk in front of him and say, it's time to suck on my baby. proceed to the freezer and pull out a frozen pop and go to town.
af117 3
lol that would be hilarious
NYkid2K8 5
You should have said "oh i thought you meant play with me" if he still wanted to play xbox, you need a new boyfriend.
j_cat187 20
my cars my baby; PC> Xbox