luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Anonymous
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
vidzgrl
Canada
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Girl
United States
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
kissless
United States
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
jccwell
United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Anonymous
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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gabstahhh 8
I think he just has his priorities straight.
lillithrayne 0
sadly my husband says the same thing to me. but i figure baby is our daughter. but no. its that damn xbox
Bohanan88 0
his priorities are ass backwards. don't just sit there and watch him, handle ur bizness!!!! lol
janier234 0
pwned
DeathMaple 3
xbox ftw
angryyute 4
I don't see the problem here
jasgadi 0
don't take it personally, men like to have their alone time with their xbox. if you accept that you'll be an awesome GF!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
what if her "box" loses power?
EZ2XLR8 7
Seriously? I'm a mother of 4 boys, I'd much rather see my boys date a girl that isn't against the Xbox or game consoles in general. When my ex-husband and I were married, I played xbox with him, I love gaming. Don't expect sex all the time. Play some xbox!! Guys like when girls game. I even ride a harley davidson, guys like when girls ride also. I really find it disappointing when girls get mad at their boyfriends for gaming. It's their nature; the more you dislike it, the more likely you won't have good dating experiences. My 17 year old will play the Halo series with his girlfriend and order pizza for a date and she has a great time. When the term "baby" is mentioned... I really don't like when young girls always think it's them. My harley davidson is my baby, not my ex-husband, when we were married, he was just my husband. When I say "baby" around my boyfriend, he knows exactly what I'm talking about... my harley, and does he take it personally? No, because "baby" has more than one meaning. To my boyfriend, guess what his baby is? His Lincoln. Loosen up girlie... there is nothing wrong with your boyfriend calling his xbox baby and wanting to play his game instead of you. Join him!!
Xboxgamer_fml 0
you tell her!!
Xboxgamer_fml 0
you tell her!!
knights95 9
Thanks for writing us a book
EZ2XLR8 7
I took I typing class over 20 years ago. I could easily write a book without question. Someone had to tell her what she needed to hear.
lmaoatall 6
who said she needed to hear it. your opinion is not for everyone. she DOESNT have to except a gamer. she can find someone in other fields she can share a common interest. lady, your way out there. who do you think you are saying someone needed to tell her what she needed to hear. f- off !
F0xyTurtle 8
Cool story bro
ccassieh7 0
I no how u fill girl