Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
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the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
pwincessa23 1
yes ur life sux. boo hoo. if u can't beat em join em. I play mw2 with my bf. I hated it. black ops is ok except for nuketown. I love zombies though. hahaha at least he proposes. congratz!
maybaybe 0
nuketowns awesome
pwincessa23 1
the map is really small. Idk. I just don't like it.
timma90 4
I'm impressed #9. You said you hated it so I'm assuming you like it now. Personally I hate the franchise, it won't die. :'((
pwincessa23 1
yes I hated it but I think it's because I didn't know how yo play. I couldn't even walk straight. too bad it got hacked & he lost all titles $ emblems. his stats are -666. I like playing now but I do think they should chill out with all the games coming out. they have at least one every year. I love little big planet!!
Cheekylozza 3
well what is he meant to do after proposing to you?
hockeygoalie37 0
nuketown gets me hard <3
Cheekylozza 3
That's hot.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Hahaha my Boyfriend of a year and a half met over two years ago on xbl. :)
CitrusGirl 0
I play COD all the time with my bf :) And nuketown is the worst map in that game in my opininion. it has enough space for like 3v3 but anymore people than that and it's too crowded.
rallets 23
nuketown is intense. noone can stay alive too long
MonkeyMan03 0
^indeed it's one of the best maps there are.
anorexicbarbie 8
No one ******* cares if you play cod with your boyfriend. It's always the same people, shut up already. oh and OMG MASS EFFECT 3!!!!!!!
doctor_itsmylife 3
He went to the next level with you, so why wouldn't he go to the next level on his xbox game?
LemonStarship 5
As long as he was playing hardcore search there's no FML here.
CitrusGirl 0
94- You must care if you took the time to comment on it.
ericownz101 0
nuketown is beast AF.. every life i end up getting a 10 or more streak by camping at the big houses at either end of the map :D
anorexicbarbie 8
OMG u r so wittyyy
mooshymuffin 4
I agree with you. what a stupid fml, if he is proposing to you, you've been together long enough to know he's a gamer. I love playing all games with my bf. if you hate him playing games now, don't accept his proposal - he won't stop gaming...
ispitflames 3
,lol
ispitflames 3
****** a fml is being a bitch
pwincessa23 1
even if ur playing hardcore on nuketown it gets too crrowded.
ForeverAloneGuy 1
I would hacker pro past your claymore and ballistic knife you into spawn kill hell.
vatermelonpower 0
waaaat nuketown is awesome!!!!
lexi365 20
Citrus Girl, me too. and nuketown is fun when you get the attack helicopter haha. Yeah me and my boyfriend play xbox sometimes :)
blank314 0
girl gamers ftw
mamutdfanx13 0
yes
ficachi 3
girls need to learn how to play real videogames. imm. a girl and I love video games I always play mortal combat and black ops with my cuzins
je_tdwp 4
Haha well congrats!! I actually met my ex indirectly through x box live (long story don't ask)
ohjoy15 33
@#107...And it's corner camping idiots like you which make people hate the game.
MacNuggets 0
awesome he played halo reach? :D
PuntingYoshi 0
Get with the times. Everybody is playing Black Ops now.
Cheekylozza 3
I love halo :P
CitrusGirl 0
Halo is better than COD for sure! Why? One word: Forge.
MrDanimal 0
Halo all the way, everytime I kill I ****** ;)
brootalxkeni 0
black ops is retarded. Halo is the shit. has a bomb ass story and it looks beautiful
BahaMan 1
Mass Effect franchise owns COD and Halo!!!
MrDanimal 0
Props Brootal, you tell them how it is!!!
unidentified_sta 5
YOINK! Argh my assassination!
ispitflames 3
black ops can go suck a fat one. bunch of faggots play it. halo ftw!
WickedPixie 0
**** yeah, Halo Reach!
crimsongetsu 0
halo ftw.. cod suks
chewyca99 14
Wooooo! Skyrim!
krdel 0
He's got his priorities straight!
Lustuu_fml 14
OP, what did you want him to do? At least he has proposed, that's good for a man, don't ask much :D !
hollee 0
mine proposed the other night. I was so excited, then he told me "it's all about you tonight," and took me to a romantic dinner and movie of my choice. :) It wasn't over the top, but it was sweet and thoughtful. I don't think it's crazy for the OP to expect similar attention on such a special occasion.
PattisonDaStud 0
nope cod is def wat u want to spend ur time on :D
iSitt 0
he realized his childhood is slipping away. He's grabbing the last threads before reality hits hard.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
games before dames!
cmac86 24
win!
LaL26 4
that what I call "love" :p fyl !
iRichiq 3
funny, it's what I call anti-climax
Doortje 30
I bet you regret your answer now, huh?
Alleged_Cranium 7
OP gets a big YDI. Why did she say yes. I see way too many instances of people focussing on the engagement (like it's a prize) or the wedding. Having a good marriage is the important part.
swimmerstud 7
I'm giving them 1-2 years before a divorced.
almighty_zer 5
call of duty, raising us divorce rate since 2003
hoghunter 1
I totally agree with you she completely deserves it for saying yes in the first place. he didn't become a gamer just out of the blue I be this has been happening for a while. So OP YDI!!!!! grow a brain.
noob945 0
if it's call of duty black ops then I'm really not surprised :-/
shelley35 0
At least everything was perfect... FML?
GLOCKMAMA 0
Yeah I'm not gettin the problem here. How long was he supposed to stay attached to her after the perfect proposal? Exactly what was he "supposed" to do following that?
bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
^agreed
zdiggidy 0
agreed
JonaDona 2
agreed
mfmylifesrsly 30
yeah, it's so selfish because she wants her man to have some romantic time with her after he proposed, what I'm sure every girl would want. stfu
The_Big_Mac 7
65, I have to throw this out, what's to say that he will not do something a bit more romantic later in the evening and is just passing time to start. There was no need to bash on this fellow for his opinion although it was a bit rudely stated a well. Not that I'm a fan of being politically correct or always polite for that matter, however in this case its a bit much.
CitrusGirl 0
If he proposed to her, then completely stopped communication to play video games that's not selfish. Getting engaged is an important thing, and if he wasn't willing to spend anytime talking about it, he shouldn't have proposed in the first place.
lostfaithinpppl 19
CitrusGirl, get over yourself and go back to watching Disney movies.
Shemozzle 2
Agreed.
killadict11 0
Hahahahahaha
ambowew 7
He needed to let off some steam after that nervous breakdown he nearly had. YDI for obviously pressuring him. How selfish, I hope you're ashamed of yourself!
jack_bandit 0
haha epic
mrjmaster1234 0
haha gotta get his priorities right