Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
anthony99 14
Just look at George Zimmerman
IWishIWasObama 12
Trayvon was a troublemaker who got what he had coming to him.
smoothies14 32
Come on yall. Do we really have to bring that back from the dead?
Xquisite1 28
#23 The POS with a gun following a kid home from the store was looking for trouble! **** you #23. Maybe you will get what you deserve one day!!!
MrHighroller 5
Looks like a job for Karma Man!!
DaRito 25
Most of the time it doesn't, tbh
drunkmunkey 24
or it's just delayed and he's got it coming
clawstrophobic 15
No, his karma is building up for something big
kuzzy00 22
No such thing as karma. Anyone who seriously believes in such things, is crazy.
blueyekai 17
You know #88, it would be really ironic if you were religious
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
PANDORUM89 21
agreed however there are also studies that show that people, especially men, who feel the need to flaunt their material belongings also suffer from high insecurities. so that part of the movies are true. I guess the only silver lining I could give OP is that instead of focusing on what the bully has he should consider that the bully feels the need to flaunt to OP because he is so insecure and secretly needs everyone's approval to be happy. Now use that weak spot and take that pansy down!
alexanderavatar 24
things dont change much then huh? still a dick after all those years. don't worry op he'll get his eventually maybe two days or 50 years but for sure from the man upstairs
thawny_fml 21
If you're relying on god for revenge you're going to be in for a rude shock when you find out he's not real.
The_Basileus 9
Some people just never change.
arabian22 29
Success isn't measured by wealth or marriage, treating others terribly will catch up to him one day. Stay strong OP :)
rainbowsRlove 15
I couldn't agree more!
EsDeeCee 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Success if based on if you're happy and if you're wealthy and married you're happier than someone who's single and broke. Sorry to break it to you but the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows
lolszilla 14
well said :). I couldn't agree more myself.
DoomedGemini 38
22 not necessarily. We have no way of knowing if it's a happy, loving marriage and money certainly helps happiness but doesn't equal it. Rich people can be lonely or miserable despite their money.
Lalala579121 28
We all have our own definitions of success. To some people, wealth and marriage is a measure of success. To others it's happiness. Does that make any of us lesser people than any others? Well, in most cases, no, we just value different things in life.
vb68_fml 28
Being married is a legal status and has nothing to do with being happy, as to wealth I think most people know it has nothing to do with happiness. On top of that if this guy needs so much to brag about it he is full of insecurities. Sorry to break it to you
vb68_fml 28
My comment was for #22
Redoxx_fml 22
Point out to him that he's specifically an asshole
imatotalloser 20
He'd totally get his ass kicked
hellnosucka 27
you know what they say. karma is a bitch.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
7, too bad it didn't work on OP. :(
PePziNL 20
That's why it's a bitch
Hipnog 15
That's really ****** up, but look at it this way - there's a possibility that he's doing shady illegal bussiness and his wife is a gold digging bitch.
strike2867 13
Happiness isn't measured by how much money you have or whether you're married or not. Also somebody who is actually happy wouldn't be coming up to you to validate their success.
pleasedie 22
Agreed. If someone is truly happy they don't have to point it out. People who says things like that guy did usually have some deep internal issues that they like to take out on others
HeWhoIsNameless 9
And this is why, after over 40 years I have never been to a class reunion. We didn't get along then, I can't imagine any of it has changed.
Mynxie 26
Just because he is rich and married does not make him better than you. The fact that he had to rub it in your face means he is still poor in terms of his humanity. Hope his wife saw how he acts towards who are not at his point in life and dumps his loser ass.
pokemyeyes 23
I hope she realises that shes actually married to a gay guy who has been in love with his classmate since highschool and was mean to him because of his conflicted inner feelings and is now boasting to him in order to make himself appear more attractive as a stable breadwinner