Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
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lemonkid44 0
No way! When my girlfriend's sick, I help her in any way I can. She's the cutest thing in the world and I love nurturing her. **** Xbox and whatever other plans I had.
darkarkham 0
lmao ****** right sure he should have been there for u but jesus those call of duty double point weekends few and far between and ued have to try pretty damn hard to beat out rockin some noobs.
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lemonkid44 0
No way! When my girlfriend's sick, I help her in any way I can. She's the cutest thing in the world and I love nurturing her. **** Xbox and whatever other plans I had.
KianaJeneth 0
u are soo sweet
crimsongetsu 0
you are so gay
SoaringKiwi 0
your the gay one here
mmmmshaggy 0
way to be dude. if u care at all about the girl ur with, she should at least be put above videogames, especially when she's sick. otherwise go take ur xbox out to dinner and let the girl be with someone worth her time. and how exactly is choosing to nurture his female companion over teabagging with his halotard buddies online gay? u sir, are an illiterate idiot. go grab a dictionary and expand your narrow minded vocabulary wider than one word.
DraftHail614 17
You say they're an illiterate idiot while your comment also contains mistakes. Yes. They're the one that's illiterate.
superben37 1
good attempt at a comeback?
realportlandian 2
Thats why youll die alone you dick
legit0817 4
PS3 & MLG game batlles are a different story! Even tho I still prioritize my gf 1st :D
GetRektBro 15
Yeah **** Xbox and PlayStation ftw
darkarkham 0
lmao ****** right sure he should have been there for u but jesus those call of duty double point weekends few and far between and ued have to try pretty damn hard to beat out rockin some noobs.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
I bet you're a single lonely pathetic geek
CountDown681 0
If you didnt already know thats time to get a new bf
crimsongetsu 0
don't be dumb any guy would make that chice it's no use
mmmmshaggy 0
believe it or not, there are still some of us who treat our women half decent. i treat my fiancee like gold because she deserves it. it doesnt mean waiting on your gf hand and foot, but any nice guy puts down the contoller for an hour to bring her some soup and cold medicine and sticks around for her to fall asleep. and unless u have the immune system of a new born baby, you could stand a little time with her. its not like it involves sucking on her tongue and rubbing used tissues in your face :/
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
Yeah, uh the thing is OP boyfriend isn't that great. :-
amsterdam_fml 0
This is what my boyfriend said to me when i was incredibly sick on my birthday
mmmmshaggy 0
im hoping he's your exboyfriend by now. is growing up with a half decent sence of morality just a lost art or something?
emohatelife226 0
*cuts self*
stephalicious 0
OMG so it's not just my boyfriend!?!? Someone who knows how i feel.. Im like hey babe we should have some sexy time.. and i get.. "but i just got on halo, can you come back later" hours later i call "are you done yet" "no" fml!
saltz 0
damn, I consider myself a hardcore gamer, but if my gf calls for sexy time I'll drop a 25 man icc mid pull
jjstock 7
Wtf. Why would any guy say that. I never play videogames, even if I did, I would put it 2nd to anyone I was with
X_SgtxSmokey_X 0
Buds a idiot, he has a 360
johnnyredcorn 5
*cringe* :l
earwig12 1
Yeah, he sounds like a dick. If you're sick, making you feel better should be much more important to him than video games.
AllOrNever 0
when it comes to priorities, and gaming happens to be one of his hobbies, guys can be so immature--they'd choose their xbox or whatever game console they have over their own girlfriend! geez! it's really disrespectful and makes the girl wonder if she's loved when she's outdone by a piece of technology.
crimsongetsu 0
girlfriends are usually temporary...and love is a strong word...
thezedword13 0
Um, sorry hun but Xbox is wayyy more important. and this is coming from a girl.
kristena103 14
So what if ur bf had a really bad illness and your like sorry im playing Xbox and then his feelings get hurt and he makes a post like this saying FML.. I bet you'll be glad!