Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my friend, who is dating an ex of mine, posted a story on her Instagram of their dating history. Met in 2020; First Date: 2021; Became Official: 2022. I introduced them in 2020 and he broke up with the, “It’s not you it’s me” excuse in 2022. I feel like she put a dagger through my heart. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You're a better side piece than a main squeeze? Am I reading that right?
HouseOfM 8
If you were off and on you weren't a girlfriend. You guys broke up and are surprised it wasn't exclusive? Really? And after 2 years? Wow
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RichardPencil 32
You're a better side piece than a main squeeze? Am I reading that right?
HouseOfM 8
If you were off and on you weren't a girlfriend. You guys broke up and are surprised it wasn't exclusive? Really? And after 2 years? Wow
dasin 18
more like op is pointing out that the ex has been cheating on their new girl the whole time....
Yudith 28
If you think it's shitty for you, imagine how it will be when the "new" girlfriend finds out.
emmalou 19
you should send her your receipts, privately not publicly