ijustwannaplaymymusic
Jackson, United States
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Noise annoys
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
christinabear
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Chipper
United States
Bad omen or what?
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Anonymous
Westfield, United States
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
onemoreruinedthing
United States
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Anonymous
Crystal Lake, United States
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
yeaokay
United States
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
dee
United States
Make it stop
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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ShleeG 23
Stop for a minute, think about it, shrug your shoulders and start playing again
SOILEDIT 51
Consider his words deeply and play super abnoxiously.
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ShleeG 23
Stop for a minute, think about it, shrug your shoulders and start playing again
SOILEDIT 51
Consider his words deeply and play super abnoxiously.
chuka81 27
Obnoxious.
arano 29
Well at least his user fits. He definitely soiled it.
SOILEDIT 51
It's obnoxious* to correct someone. ;)
Thorzix 23
No it isn't.
LPisLame 16
you should consider your words...obnoxiously...
tigerisabelle 31
So tell him you don't love him and keep playing. Or, get better at piano.
fakedsincerity 32
The way to get better is to keep playing though.
SpyroMello 29
It's not the piano that sucks #3, OP's brother doesn't like OP's playing.
thatweirdasian 22
lol, #3 is telling OP to get better at playing the piano, not to get a better piano.
pauls90 3
I read it as she needed to get a better piano, until I re-read it.
Fenbrae 17
This is where you play his least favorite song to drive the point home.
Ben_Dover831 19
I like the way you think.
NoThanks999 19
maybe you tuned your brothers wrong key
DoomedGemini 38
I play flute and typically got threats from my brother. Still can't play unless he's not around.
Swan_Nazi 22
I hope you played louder than before
kowsee 22
So, do you love him?
danman27 15
Some people are producers and others are consumers. The consumers are really insecure, so they try to stop others from producing. Keep being a producer.
Iamskynet 18
consider another instrument like maybe Banjos
freddygasman 18
or maybe the accordion. everyone loves the accordion.