Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
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Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
ollie_ollivia
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
just_friends
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
got any coupons?
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
Loveless
Ashland, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Long story short
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Top comments
turnedoffTVgrey 0
8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!
Fop 6
Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>
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Comments (99)
greent_fml 0
Dont worry you can still honeymoon in your 80s. poor guy :/
begeru 0
When did you start holding hands, after 3 years?
twixbars13 5
well , that is not always the situation , for example; they could of been off and on for 8 years , and had just recently got back together with her , and when he proposed she would of thought that was moving to fast, but I don't know him , and I don't know the whole story but what I do know is ; 8 years is long enough, and anyone who has some knowledge would know that.So, yes i agree. Your life does suck, and its truely sad to hear about things like this. I bet your heart broke, best of luck in the future though.
Wuai_Bel_Ree 0
wow, retarded.
Lagunaguitar 0
if ur not married after EIGHT YEARS, then there's a problem
kennakatherine 0
She doesn't think you're moving too fast, she just doesn't want to marry you.
oknoorap 0
Pretty LOL
Shinobi_3 0
she thinks your ugly then
brandiroe16 0
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Crimson_Rae 0
I think it's wonderful when people wait to get married. If you get married too fast you really don't know what you're getting into or you're just stupid. My sister and her husband were together 6 years before they got engaged, were engaged for 15 months before their wedding and they just celebrated their two year wedding anniversary yesterday. They are the happiest people I know, They did it the right way. Rushing into marriage is like rushing into a chain saw, you only get hurt.
amisenho 11
Yeah, but taking your time by simply strolling into a chainsaw just makes the pain that much more agonizing. At least the extra speed would kill you faster and get it over with. I'd go with, "Rushing into a relationship is like rushing into anal." But I digress; rushing is, indeed, a bad idea.
letschat6 5
how long does the bitch need???