Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML
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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Top comments
wellinever 5
Shower together. Only so you can be sure that he is as clean as you. Now it's not an FML any more.
FromCFL 0
YDI for having to be told to take a shower.
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Comments (57)
Ranoona 0
aha! Poor you. But if u relly do stink then take his advice.
123sploosh 0
wait, like, ii dont really get this....is she like smelly or just grody?
jackkerouc9 0
shes french.
littlegolferboy 4
Zinnnnng! *High-fives jackkerouc9*
Zezing 0
huh did someone call me?
AnaMaree 0
Attention *****, no.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Are you into girls?
wellinever 5
Shower together. Only so you can be sure that he is as clean as you. Now it's not an FML any more.
primadonna9396 16
Vive la France.
Ranoona 0
haha funny #2 xD
happy_bubbles 0
hahahaha
smileyface94 0
maybe he just wants sex. but not dirty sex thats why he changes his bed sheets :)
FromCFL 0
YDI for having to be told to take a shower.
chahat 0
lmao
Jayms_fml 32
I was thinking the same thing. ;)
bugmenotmofo 34
Well...there's got to be a reason why your boyfriend says something like that...now all we must do is figure out WHICH, brainiac ;-)
cre8or99 0
HOLY SHIT!!! You've posted 133 FML's...... no life
glostik 0
Too bad your own boyfriend thinks you have bad hygiene..
kukopia 0
So now it's a FML to have good, open, honest communication with your partner?!?!? Mods, oh please mods... you can do SOOO much better! MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perdix 31
What a douche!
paivarotti 0
apparently she needs a douche.
perdix 31
I love how that everyday French word is so dirty in English.
wordgirl 0
hahahahahaha! "douche!"
Darling_Cherry 5
LMFAO!