Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Long story short
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Top comments
turnedoffTVgrey 0
8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!
Fop 6
Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>
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Comments (99)
thatcoolguy123 14
Dude. Wtf. You've only been dating for 8 years! Take it slow! -said no one ever. Hopefully you left her because that is just the stupidest excuse ever.
fantasyworld 39
She may never be ready.
tc1967uk 12
8 years? Dump her. Dump her now. She's just using you.
Rammer3500 23
You sir must be a saint to have that amount of patience. She must be a damn good one for you to wait so long.