Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
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Top comments
Zekfen 17
On the bright side you will in effect have a “bigger” place when all her stuff is moved out...
RichardPencil 32
Look on the bright side: you’ll get double the living space and probably 90% more closet space without having to do anything. Yay!
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Look on the bright side: you’ll get double the living space and probably 90% more closet space without having to do anything. Yay!
Zekfen 17
On the bright side you will in effect have a “bigger” place when all her stuff is moved out...
Jas Bishop 9
at least she told u now before I wasted more money on a place and especially waste time with her.
Lobby_Bee 18
Time to do some "house cleaning".
Taihaa Ford 6
wow
leatuwah 6
Dude. That's because you should have proposed to her!!
Rabite 28
You watch too many romantic comedies. Or 50s movies.
WeirdUS 30
You Guys of been dating for eight years live together and aren’t engaged yet ? She probably gave up. Unless it’s a mutual agreement That you guys aren’t engaged or married maybe come to look at some of the stuff you do or don’t do around the house