A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
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Top comments
david66_fml 20
Hey, atleast you have a good Halloween costume next year :)
Zarcissa 34
Again? Just how often does this happen to you?
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Comments (44)
david66_fml 20
Hey, atleast you have a good Halloween costume next year :)
fakedsincerity 32
I don't think prisoners wear striped jumpsuits anymore. lol.
Kajbest 13
Time to leave
Zarcissa 34
Again? Just how often does this happen to you?
doemetoch 28
I'm a bit surprised you wear your nurse's uniform on your way to work. Aren't you supposed to change at work?
syki 22
I don't know why this is getting downvoted. It's unhygienic at best and actively contagious at worst for healthcare professionals to wear their uniforms outside of the hospital.
lysx84 24
That's what I was thinking. I know chefs shouldn't wear their whites outside so it seems odd that nursing staff can wear scrubs.
dafluckster 6
I am a nurse and that's actually not true. Also, you really think we have time at work to change our clothes - twice??? Coming in the when we leave? And I suppose we should also be required to shower while we are still at work?
stupidpplsuck 33
19 my father is a chef at let me tell you he wears his white out of the kitchen all the time and as 20 said, you don't have time to change when you get there. you barely have enough time to eat or even pee.
lysx84 24
My grandmother was nursing staff all her days - she got changed at work before and after her shift. Why? Health and hygiene reasons. I did think those were more important than timing your shift. Apparently I'm wrong.
graceh1211 20
Why is this being downvoted? They're correct. It's unhygenic and puts OP's patients at risk, however small. My mum is a Matron and if she sees any of her nurses wearing their uniforms outside of work she will not be happy at all, and they know it. It is bad practise and simply unhygenic.
mikuxxhatsune 32
My mum has a uniform but she has to change into the scrub during operations, because she works in the operating theatre. Other nurses that just watch the patients or look after then don't have to change but are required to wear the uniform.
graceh1211 20
You're correct. Maybe people just don't understand how unhygenic it is?
Xamry14 10
What's the difference between carrying them around in the outside world and wearing them? Probably comes in contact with the same bacteria. Plus your more likely to catch something in a hospital than you are in the outside world. We have been stuck in a hospital room for a week and our nurses say they've never gotten sick as often as the do now that they work in health care.
supertacowaffle 41
In my company the chefs have to change into their uniform when they arrive then back out when their shift is over due to strict hygiene regulations. I believe a few years back nurses had to do the same but that has changed, my aunt is a nurse and isn't required to change into her uniform when she arrives, she can just turn up in it but maybe it's different in other countries I'm not sure.
doemetoch 28
I've worked in several hospitals and I've never seen nursing staff wearing their uniform outside. As far as I know, you're supposed to come in time to change before work, then after work change and shower (yes, the hospital provides these facilities) and leave your uniform in the laundry so that it can get washed. I'm genuinely surprised this isn't common practice in all hospitals.
kmarie22_613e 25
I think this largely depends on where you work. My aunt is a nurse but all she does is sit at a desk while elderly residents sleep, and answers calls if they wake up. It's no different than when family visits in "street clothes". An ER nurse on the other hand should have stricter guidelines. And plenty of people wear scrubs and never come in physical contact with patients, like the nurse at my doctors who writes down my weight and takes notes before the doctor sees me. It's all situational.
yellowzinnias 20
I think what we have here is confusion between America and Europe/Canada. See, in the vast majority of places in the U.S., nurses have to buy their OWN uniforms. That means scrubs are kept in their home, and it would be pointless for them to carry them to work before changing into them, etc. One of my friends informs me that Canada supplies nurses' scrubs, and they generally change once they arrive at work. I'm guessing it's similar in Europe. However, since I don't think there has ever been a case of death traced back to a nurse's scrubs in the U.S., I'm pretty sure people's outrage is pretty funny.
flyingflies 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
women or women's*
Rkikkas9713 25
Mate you just tried correcting OP's spelling the exact same way that she spelled it.
wwinorth 4
Women's shows ownership of the correctional facility.
flyingflies 36
No, I just posted early. Some time after my comment, the FML was edited. Now all who read my comment get to think "ooh look, she wasn't paying attention and acted like a smartass!"
groza528 17
Might be time to get scrubs in a different color.
Silentshdw13 22
If it's become that common, you should bring it up with the police department and your job. At least you have an excuse also on why you were late to work.
sheilandthegirls 20
Time to get new scrubs. Or a sign that says something like these are not the droids you are looking for
Zebediabolical 45
Yeah, I think I'd get the pediatric nurse scrubs. Y'know, the ultra colorful ones that sometimes have teddybears and stuff like that on them. You'd have to escape from the wierdest block in America for those to match the prison garb.
PhoenixChick 26
"Welcome to cell block gummybear. Nap time is 2 oclock sharp, and don't look at bubba. Bubba likes to hug before lunch. Don't watch bubba hugging."