Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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Comments (303)
smiley_chik17 0
lmao atleast you were still unter the legal limit:P
sweetiepie6090 0
its okay. i went to school drunk once too. well its not really okay. but that sucks.
starvingxartist 0
"i'm sooper dooper cool and i'm going to go to school drunk and take a breathalyzer in front of everyone i know and then complain about it later so everyone will know how sooper dooper cool i am cause i drink by myself in the morning"
StaciCarol 2
Well, maybe the 'super dooper' idiot used mouth wash before they left? That stuff can raise your blood alcohol level. And, it was 7 PM.
mgberman2000 0
I'm amazed it took until comments 36, 40 and 46 for someone to correct number 13... 6% blood alcohol would basically make your blood just like watered down wine. Tasty.
FmlQueenx13 0
why would u drink b4 a drinking assembly? lol. wayyy to goo :) you get a thumbs upp!
yourpathetic 0
@ 13, OMG dude if you had 6% your beyond dead, if you get up 2 .40-.50 YOUR DEAD Death is from alcohol poisoning, its from You forget how to breath
stayclassy_ 0
not bad.
cxal_fml 0
You do realize certain mouthwashes and medications can make you fail those tests, even when you haven't drank anything. Even the ketogenic diet can make you fail the test when you haven't had any alcohol - As for 45, you can easily get .06 without having drank, see Int J Obes (Lond). 2007 Mar;31(3):559-61. Epub 2006 Aug 8
Dukedj 0
^#57.
Inspired22 11
Wow. Who shows up drunk to school? That's asking for it.