Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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Comments (303)
fail_truck 0
Not too bright are you?
bahahaha 0
question;; where you drunk when you wrote this?
JARZMcPICKLEZ 0
Were you drunk when you wrote that?
fat_man_1988 0
Man that would be my luck, still funny though.
skladek 0
ahahahaha, YDI and you gave me a good laugh.
defensorfidei 0
To the original poster: I don't believe you at all. It's extremely unlikely that a police officer would perform a breathalyzer randomly and share the results the audience. And, you could have said no. Yes-- even though you were at a school assembly, you could have declined to take the breathalyzer. And to everyone saying that .06 is legal because it's .08: I'm guessing the poster is in the US and younger than 21. It is NOT legal for minors to be drunk, whether they're driving or not. In most states, minors can be ticketed (or arrested) for blowing as low as .02.
opalitepetals 0
not unlikely at all. It was a demonstration. Police officers do it all the time when they are booked to do one for an event. They will also demonstrate cuffs and and stuff in the same way, lets say, a fire fighter would let you try on their uniform to see how heavy it is. i remember in 4th grade a mounted police officer came to my class and we got to try on their puffy pants and belts (minus gun) to see if we could run around in them.
H2ohsnap 0
Hehehe, that's funny.
ajg_8 0
So this whole time I was thinking "you dumbass" until I read #39... if it IS a teacher or parent, then that sucks... not a YDI at all! It was 7 at night. They very well could have gone out after work with friends, had a couple drinks, then gone to the assembly while being legally allowed to drive. But if it's a student at a high school, then yeah... dumbass. (I always imagine the word 'dumbass' as if it were being said by Red Forman off That 70's Show)
yourpathetic 0
Did you drink? If not your body is ****** up in creating alcohol, which is naturally made up to.01g%
lady4 0
IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE AND GOING TO DRINK... DON'T BE STUPID... I KNOW IT'S TEMPTING TO DRINK WHEN YOU'RE UNDERAGE BUT AT LEAST BE AWARE OF WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO BE AT...
StaciCarol 2
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T DRINK. MOUTH WASH HAS ALCOHOL IN IT THAT CAN MAKE THE READING GO UP. THATS WHY IT'S NOT SMART TO USE MOUTHWASH TO COVER UP YOUR DRUNK-NESS.
SayPeanuts 29
WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?
yourpathetic 0
I Pray to god your not under 18 and that your state doesnt have a zero tolerance law for underage drinking LOL