Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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redsoxchick08 0
it's called mouthwash people. good oral hygiene got this kid in front of an assembly.
GeekN 0
I'm guessing you're a teacher?
Savvy89 0
Tough, you sir are the ultimate tough person
Amkii 0
What school are you at that goes until 7pm, but still calls assemblies?
thatoneguy1812 0
This, children is why we don't drink BEFORE going to school... regardless if it's morning or evening, student or teacher.
lazyyygirl 0
thats hilarious and #10, you're an asshole
jamm6512 0
Ok people... the OP's name is "schoolgrlstaci" so I would generally assume, a. they're a female, b. they're still a student. Secondly, if the poster actually meant 7am, (this doesn't make much sense either, most of the schools I know of start after 8am) you can still be drunk and/or have some percentage of BAC in you from drinking most of the night.
RazorFox16 0
#90, At My High School, You Have To Be In Class By 7:30 AM. Doors Open At 6:40, And Most Show Up Between 7 And 7:10 Cos Of Buses. (Just Throwing That Out There^^)
Morokea 0
I'm not going to vote YDI because a 7 PM assembly suggests this is college, this MAY not be a student, and who says they drove there anyway? .06 isn't a huge amount anyway.
catch_22 0
maybe you shouldn't have gone to it...just a thought
catch_22 0
#13 it's not 6% u would be dead it is .06% go back to math class