Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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_violet_ 0
Why on earth were you drunk at an assembly at school? Irresponsible. You deserved it.
urlifeisfunny 0
and you don't blow a .06% it's just a .06. If you wanted the percentage it would be 6%. You deserved that one.
starberries 0
No, dumbass. It's .06%. If you have a BAC of 6% you have a real problem.
Jdubbs_14 0
Actually 0.06% is possible, .6 of a percent. Yet I don't kno how precise a breathalyzer test is. Thus it could be 0.06% or 6%.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Well if it was 6% you would be about 6 times past the average death limit. 0.5% is nearly clinically dead. It's based on the % of alcohol in a certain portion of blood. I can't remember the exact figure, but I do know that 0.06% is an easily obtainable figure, roughly 5 standard drinks
AlDavis 0
I always got drunk before school, i blew a .26 when i got caught once.
rachelpfitzner 3
bad ass
paparoachgirl 6
what, do you want a trophy for being an idiot?
2PMbaby 0
You definitely deserved that one.
mrgorbachev 0
#9, I should have said "you've been drinking." Either way I was sympathizing with the OP.
meddude 0
hahaha well done. you should be proud.
manoverboard 0
That's why kids shouldn't drink. They always get caught. :]
jessxoxo28 5
7 am in the morning??? y would u get drunk then???
ps592 0
7pm...
acethehusky 0
dumbass it clearly says 7PM
MissMegann 1
Not dumbass, he could of tried to make sure his breath smelt nice to speak..
LLsuperfly 0
hahahahhaa dumbass
prb 0
.05 is when your licence is suspended for 24 hours in most places, but not charged with DUI until .08