Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Why hadn’t you called the cops on them? That’d be funnier than Baby Shark.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Rap music, now that's the definition of nightmare. All I hear is words that don't come from the dictionary. Stupidity at its finest.
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Comments (7)
LostSoul 20
I have neighbors like that. Total jerks. At 6pm om a Saturday my husband was playing the sex pistols on his cellphone. No speakers, just the phone. They called the cops saying there was vulgarity coming from our backyard.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Rap music, now that's the definition of nightmare. All I hear is words that don't come from the dictionary. Stupidity at its finest.
Alup132 22
Not if you listen to underground rap.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
It's clearly directed at rap so call artist who don't use proper English.
Alup132 22
Not if you listen to underground rap!
lj19717 19
Thanks for telling us you’re an elitist
RichardPencil 32
Why hadn’t you called the cops on them? That’d be funnier than Baby Shark.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
next time call an undercover on them
raven_of_azarath 35
Guess they couldn’t hear all the cussing over “doo doo doodoo doodoo.”
saberjpg 6
Only blast it when they are blasting their music. That would probably do the trick :)
Carrie 12
I think you’re hilarious. Do do dooo do dooo