Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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Marcella1016 32
See I do the opposite. I avoid everyone just because they could be anyone lol I feel bad sometimes because I don’t want guys that have that stereotypical “look” to think I’m stereotyping them. But **** it in those situations my safety is more important than your feelings lol Sorry you got mugged though OP. On the one hand, be more careful and wary in general, and on the other, don’t let this experience sour your view on guys in hoodies or any particular type of person in general. Hope you didn’t lose anything of too much value and can get it replaced!
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Marcella1016 32
See I do the opposite. I avoid everyone just because they could be anyone lol I feel bad sometimes because I don’t want guys that have that stereotypical “look” to think I’m stereotyping them. But **** it in those situations my safety is more important than your feelings lol Sorry you got mugged though OP. On the one hand, be more careful and wary in general, and on the other, don’t let this experience sour your view on guys in hoodies or any particular type of person in general. Hope you didn’t lose anything of too much value and can get it replaced!