Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
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fistnazal 10
Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )
Dweron93 5
He knows, he must be the joker :O
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Comments (182)
xxmckenzierae 5
That's not too funny?? At least I don't think it is
xxmckenzierae 5
Batman is the shit though. So maybe you're as cool as him now??? Dunnuna nuna nuna nuna batmannnnnn
xxmckenzierae 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Seriously I'm getting thumbed down? I didn't think the co workers comment was too funny about him being an orphan. Jeez. At least I made up for it with the comment above. Assholes.
xxmckenzierae 5
Lol wow pudwackers
fistnazal 10
Lol.. Maybe your new? lt is fml, sweetheart. The interwebz is a popularity contest you will never win. Just sayiiiiiiin
xxmckenzierae 5
No Ive had an FML for a while now. Just recently made the account. Not worried about it ;p just didn't get why it was thumbed down
xCrazyMexican 4
Cuzz they obviously don't like you.
SkoomaKi 28
#14 - If you call us assholes, you're not going to get thumbed up. Stop being a thumb ***** and shut up. You're comments are just as bad as your receding hair line...
KriiFahMoro 9
Because you're posting multiple stupid comments. Just stop, you're beating a dead horse here.
biggestfan23 11
41- you don't think you took it a little to far?
SkoomaKi 28
#64 - Yes, I didn't have time to edit it...
nickyjp 17
You didn't make up for shit
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
1- yeah, you should take the hint. Stop commenting
kateRAWR 4
I agree with u 1 , being an orphan isnt funny , especially if someone makes a sarcastic comment about it , he was just informing them he was an orphan since a young age and then someone has to go and mention batman , i mean it is uncalled for , BUT u know everyones allowed their opinions !
bfsd42 20
I'll tell you why it is funny and why op should find it funny too. If op can smile or laugh when a comment like that is made, it would usually mean that she had gotten over her parents death and moved on in a healthy way.
iCouldaHadaV10 0
Naa
AssTard 15
But Batman went on to become a billionaire and THE BATMAN!!! I'd take that part as a compliment.
SuperKnuckels 6
like those dumb Skyrim knee jokes. "I used to be a kid just like you, til i took a bullet to the parents" - Batman
LilCheeno 15
No batman was a billionaire before his parents died.
CookieGirl4ever 13
xxmckenzierae, sorry about all the thumbs down. Sometimes these people are just jerks... try not to take it too seriously. :)
xxmckenzierae 5
I don't just people went crazy about it! And thank you number 75. And receding hair line. That's tooo funny.IDC IF IM THUMBED DOWN. just was uncalled for. Really, some people ;)
xxmckenzierae 5
Funny how anyone said that being an orphan isn't funny. Gets thumbed down. What's wrong with people. Have to feel cool about calling someone they don't know a ***** over a FML. Cool
CookieGirl4ever 13
Hey I like your new pic, is it you? If it is you're really pretty. :)
lopsop 12
You win the award for most times complained about being thumbed down. But sadly you were still thumbed down.
xxmckenzierae 5
Yes it is. Few years old, but I like it :p thank you.
xxmckenzierae 5
Like I care? Glad everyone else does!!! Ooo it hurts so bad to get thumbed down boohooo. It's my opinion gtfo if you don't like it. Don't read it!
manatees_r_epic 0
Well, it's a bit difficult not reading something that... .. DON'T READ THIS SENTENCE.
thiscrazything 1
I don't know how anyone ever gets over the death of both of their parents. Don't think it is possible. Sorry, OP.
xxmckenzierae 5
I don't. I stated my opinion and people didn't like it. Which I didn't get why.
yupitssoph 18
.... *thumbs down*
aw3som3sauc3 10
#1 I would recommend shutting the **** up, asking why you were thumbed down is like the priest raping little boys because "God wills it!" it's retarded and not funny whatsoever.
The_Hitdude 12
Christ xxmckenzierae, you just don't know when to shut up, do you? You claim that you don't care, but then spend at least 4 comments bitching about the people on this site and why you're getting thumbed down. They're not saying it's okay to be made fun of as an orphan, they're saying that by now OP should've gotten over it enough to laugh with them. You need to step back from this site, take a chill pill, and learn to shrug off criticism, because if you're going to let this site get to you that much, then the real world is going to kick your ass. Hard. This is coming from a guy that gets thumbed down a lot, so I would listen to the advice.
fistnazal 10
Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )
DrDilllonReese 12
Yeah, I'd smile if I got to be Batman!! :D
KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, Joker.
LO388 7
2 - I wish I could thumb you up again, the second time being for the Tyrone Biggums costume.
fistnazal 10
Lmao, thank you! Almost NO ONE gets it on here for some reason? I coulda swore dave had more of a movement?! Lol, They all really think I'm a crack head, or I usually get some 'oh so hilarious' comment about white stuff on my lips. I'm a victim to Internet bullying! Gah! The thumbs pointing down! They hurt! They hurt!
ibenj 1
NANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
KiddNYC1O 22
Where's the turd, Tyrone?!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
2 yeah dave chapelle is the SHIT!!!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Shit OP back to the cave. Your secret identity has been blown.*Pulls cape over face*
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
IM RICK JAMES BUTCH!!!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
**** I just realised i spelled bitch wrong. GOD DAMN AUTO CORRECT. I have disgraced dave chappelle I NOW MUST COMMIT RITUAL SUICIDE*pulls out samurai sword*
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!
LadyJoker21 0
That movie is honestly an orgasmic movie I love it
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
IM RICK JAMES B*THCH!!!!!!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Yeah 2 Dave chappelle Is the one of the FUNNIEST human beings to ever walk the earth
yoyoforpeace 14
That's a compliment...
SloppyFlamingo 4
Sodium sodium Sodium sodium Sodium sodium Sodium sodium Batman!
coldashell 23
157, I see what you did there.
1_dvs_bstrd 0
You should take that as a complement. Batman is awesome.
Dweron93 5
He knows, he must be the joker :O
abbyabb 4
Haha good one!
CookieGirl4ever 13
Lol awesome pic 66! Batman is cool but SpongeBob is the real sh•t. :p
tylersign 11
Face your fears, OP. BE your fears!
Redoxx_fml 22
Swear to me!
tylersign 11
I should have?
MissFits_fml 6
And that's when you start laughing like The Joker.
starshadows99 4
Take it as a compliment! :D
imcutefml 0
"see this is why we need TV!"-Dbz abridged
mgkgambino 3
It is just just like batman!!!
mylife47 0
Original
FMLsAreAwesome 0
11-You don't say?
DollyDope 17
Oh the horror! Someone was trying to make light of your situation. Batman would probably prefer to wallow in his misery though ;P
TheDrudgeChild 4
They didn't want to buy into OP's "pity me" lecture. Tons of people are orphans, and it doesn't screw their life up at all. They made light of it, did so successfully, and OP posted this wanting more pity and sympathy because OP didn't get it from them. And who would complain about being compared to Batman. Batman is perfect.
Demonfish 14
Well no time like the present to become a badass vigilante, and beat criminals to a pulp with your bare hands, and an entire arsenal of highly expensive gadgets!
kuykerjr 3
HahahahahahahahahahahahAhahahahahahaahahahahahaha Thats funny man
thatKidzmOm 10
I guess he wasnt up for playing into your pity party.
YoungDude32 2
Agreed!