The Joker?
United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironies a b*tch
Chatham, United States
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Nice
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
wallet? GONE
Pueblo, United States
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Nice neighborhood
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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flockz 20
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
CCrunner2 0
I guess he's not always good.
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Comments (205)
stayphokus 0
Justice.... With a side of spagetti!!!!!
izzabella43 0
why so serious?
kaylapple 1
wow. FYL
HahaYDI 0
Well lucky for you it'll be easy to get revenge. All you have to do is go to a police station and shine the bat signal.
ryankon518 3
Batception!
bigbadtim 7
Two Batmans? I guess neither wanted to be the Boy Wonder.
MsMeiriona 2
Look boys, the battle for the cowl is over, Nightwing won, and the original CLAWED HIS WAY THROUGH TIME leaving a trail of badassery that shaped the course of history. You lost.
MsMeiriona 2
When Koriand'r needed to get laid?
jordanbrace 2
At the same time?
Euphoriah 0
Batman's enemies that is.