Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
NiceOldMan 11
Neither do I
knights95 9
I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.
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NiceOldMan 11
Neither do I
CattyPurry 0
if you've been eating off of those plates and haven't noticed anything wrong until you actually saw her using the bathroom chemicals to wash the dishes, then I don't see anything wrong with it either >:D
flockz 20
did u shit in the dishwasher?
NastyNinja31 0
This is the the food taste like shit
JoeTheMan12 0
Hospital Immediately!
wolflover44 5
I wonder what OP sucks....?
Kingcc 0
only in canada :/
ByteCarter97 0
oh come on guys, it's not that bad assuming she washes it with water afterward and these people brush their teeth.
swasticop 0
33- the the the the what?
FarSide 23
Suggest to momma that she might not want to douche with Drano.
enonymous 9
I use my toilet to wash my dishes. It's why I'm so full of shit.
shankalten 0
I assume that you people understand the chemicals in bathroom cleaning supplies have harmful stuff not to be ingested. I think I'm missing the sarcasm though.
SirObvious 1
maybe she does that because she hates you:0
aFatFuck 0
Ummmm....You realize those products are a lot differant from dishwashing soap? A lot of bathroom products have hazardous material in them, maybe even carcinogenics. Just because you don't fall over and die after eating on them doesn't mean it's not bad for you...
Lstands4LOSER 0
Mmmm toilet cleanser..
ally_85 1
bc it rinses off.....
chuckychan 8
dirty mouth? clean it with orbit!
FarSide 23
On the basis of 1/2 of these posts... I believe the future is going to be bright.... as soon as this gene pool is scrubbed. Its called survival of the fittest. In other words, those who read and follow the ******* directions.
Temi25 6
My cleaning lady did that so the plates smelled funny, we had to wash them all again, if you don't like the way your mom washes, wash them yourself
2ndSucks 15
Chemicals wouldn't just 'rinse off' ... just sayin. Hopefully most of you aren't in charge of washing dishes. Or anything that involves too much thinking for that matter.
shelbygordon44 7
Well in the end it gets the job done.... Am I right ?
idontcare8l 3
51- hey we Canadians do a lot of other great things to eh (:
canukbackbacon 0
Wtf
itaimumwiro 8
sa me
slinginmac14 0
132- like what, put knitted caps on
slinginmac14 0
.... ur cats and take pics of them
chaps93 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
at least theyre getting cleaned
chaps93 6
And you don't get my sarcasm
commietaco 0
sometimes I thumbs up my own comments because I'm the only person that finds my randomness funny. ???????????didn't expect me to call myself very cute in japanese now did you?
bb0687 0
Ha. it made me giggle.
baseball6917 8
nothing is wrong with you so far, so...
Moota 9
Maybe it's time for someone else to start cleaning the dishes.
JoeTheMan12 0
I think it's time for a dishwasher?
ragnorac 4
yeah right, since when do men clean dishes?
Voqab 3
I'm always the one that washes dishes in my household
organicmtdew 0
That's a picture of Daria. and OP doesn't have a gender descriptive name....... Who said ANYTHING about gender???
Moota 9
Yes it is a picture of Daria. Good observation.
knights95 9
I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.
iJasper 8
Lol xP
raeka 1
It's times like this when I wish we could favourite a comment :L
NastyNinja31 0
U have a potty mouth
NastyNinja31 0
Why*
mgon93 0
Nbd
NastyNinja31 0
Damn I replied to the wrong comment
GoingLesbian 0
Hahaha win
getviolated 5
see usually i use bleach and sulfuric acid...
Careful_Coyote 6
It's cause you're such a "potty mouth." See what I did there?
itsbritneybixchh 0
Haha 83. 4 must be chuck norris!
iAmScrubs 19
That means she has to clean the bathroom with something. My guess would be bear spray.
youliketacos 0
Well obviously you've been doing perfectly fine before you knew.
docscientist 10
You realize that ill effect don't often appear right away, right?
SCREAM4meeee 0
yeah, OP's family's livers and insides must be extra healthy from all those chemicals.
youliketacos 0
Calm yo ****.
xC0urtneyx 6
Well, you haven't died yet...
gmc_blossom 21
..and your point is?
onthetoilet 3
Call poison control
bfflrhea 0
I would of never thought of that..
commietaco 0
call ghostbusters!!!!
plebeianFelix 5
at least she doesn't feed you bathroom leftovers
anencephalic 14
But she should.
SCREAM4meeee 0
it just might be healthier aha
Katt0028 4
watch out...there may b traces in ur food