The Joker?
United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironies a b*tch
Chatham, United States
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Nice
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
wallet? GONE
Pueblo, United States
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Nice neighborhood
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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flockz 20
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
CCrunner2 0
I guess he's not always good.
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Comments (205)
deefan101 11
HHahahahaha!! ?
NomOnShroomz 14
One of them must be an imposter.
RokNRoll11 9
What a couple of JOKERS! They fail!
HeyImJuli 3
lol and tomorrow they will attack u saying their ironman :)
meligje 1
If they were wearing hockey pads and were wielding shotguns they weren't Batman. /obscuremoviereference
batman4eva3113 0
win
epiclife101 0
Carry criptonite next time
StopDropNRoll 11
Pick up a comic next time or read a book or watch the cartoon. Just get the facts straight 8)
CyonideCyns 0
Not only do you not know how to spell, you are also an idiot for even suggesting such a thing. Study up if you wanna have a REAL purpose in superhero related conversations.
epiclife101 0
Ok dress as the joker then . Is that better
r9e7v 7
starts witha "k"
jewknowit710 2
And isn't used to fight batman you tool
cymruambyth 0
I guess they both didn't want to be Robin
Tesaatje 12
Did they have the badmobile?
Richard16 0
lol
Richard16 0
lol
Petronix 5
Why...so...SERIOUS!