Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.
jewfro311 0
At least it's over and done with..
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jewfro311 0
At least it's over and done with..
SuperPineApple 0
What camp was THAT?
CattyPurry 0
and you forgot to mention yourself, the complainer. of course your sister would complain, who wouldnt want to beat you up, the counselor was watching you to make sure you wouldn't complain and the snorer was just trying to block you out xD
juicedboi 7
And let's not forget the reason that girl decided not to shower!... The next post can tell you why that was..
CattyPurry 0
the timid girl didn't want to shower because she knew you'd start complaining and wanted to avoid a fight :S
proxxX069069 7
xD
green_eggs_and_h 0
And then there was you. The girl who stared at everyone else the whole time while taking note of their various quirks.
CattyPurry 0
and then there was you. the creeper who watched from the window cabin watching me watch the other girls and their various quirks.
SirObvious 1
my uncle watches me sleep:0
F2M2L 5
Wait if you're getting back from camp, then wouldnt that be a relief, not an fml? But whatever, hey op you survived. Good job.
Zambaku 9
You should have stared back, with huge eyes and various eyebrow movements :3
xGolBLiiN 1
the whole night just stare at him until he stops watching you... the rest of the girls i don't know what to do about sorry FYL
iSitt 0
I assumed the counselor was a female too.
iSitt 0
I assumed the counselor was a female too.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I guess you cann have too many women!
iSitt 0
I hit Send once, then it crashed and double posted.
ilovepotatoes419 14
creepy....
TheJester12 15
don't worry , i'm sure only the girl who was snoring like a bear got molested by the camp counseler.
Ebola_fml 20
And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.
forest1wolf 9
lolol xD win!
HahaYDI 0
Spot on, you legend.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well played XD
organicmtdew 0
You WIN at comments!!!!!
Jimster1712 0
touche.
redneck14 11
lmao. damn straight!
knights95 9
Did you spot a wild pedo bear in the forest?
Jimster1712 0
Pedobears are endangered species, they once lurked in forrests, but they migrated to closets of prebuscent teenage girls..
Tobias5505 0
help save the pedobears by leaving your children outside at night. The ursa pedoficus will do the rest
justalilrandom2 4
+1 for you 78 for using the correct Latin name, well played good sir.
twilightluvr101 4
No silly pedo bear was clearly the counselor!
flockz 20
and the wonderful sounds of nature made everything better right? just ignore the snoring thats not nature.
iBxChelss 3
YDI for going to band camp.
asu27 0
She said camp not band camp
iBxChelss 3
It was a joke ass ****.
starwind3438 9
It still didn't make sense 13.
iBxChelss 3
Umm I was the first "band camp comment" but not the last so keep reading. Maybe if you had a sense of humor it would make sense?
mduffy08 8
well your "sense" of humor is really shitty if you ask me, queer bait.
mduffy08 8
what the hell? I commented to 39 and somehow my comment was posted as 35.
iBxChelss 3
I think you mean "rhetorical".
Jimster1712 0
58 , you are failing sooooo hard lol
TheRealHouse 7
Was there a flute involved?
KennKenn 0
Or a trumpet?
Absurd101 0
Notice whenever 58 posts it gets thumbed down o.O
iBxChelss 3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha idi.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Thats because he is a little bitch that tries to knock the superiors from their pedestals prematurely. Come back when you're funnier and then we can fight for most insane person on FML.
iBxChelss 3
Lmfao btw I'm a girl and what the **** are you talking about? Go ramble somewhere else. Thanks
Turner_22 0
Why don't you go be an idiot somewhere else?(:
iBxChelss 3
106, why don't you go to Disney.com since you're 12?(:
starwind3438 9
iBxCeelss, you got to be intelligent to make good jokes and insults so obviously you aren't intelligent. Your hair color blond by any chance?
iBxChelss 3
Lol well you see that 106's remark was so childish and immature looking that I clicked on their pro. I was then shown that indeed they were childish and immature. I couldn't help but to stoop down to their level. Oh and if you're going to try and talk shit, at least spell my name right.
bfsd42 20
Chill. You are digging a deep hole for yourself.
starwind3438 9
iBxChelss, if a 12 year old calls you an idiot, that's when you should realize you owned and have mental problem.
X_Codes 11
We need more people here to thumb-down the comments that aren't buried yet. For you people in college, you can count it as volunteer work/community service. ;)
iBxChelss 3
Well I don't see how everyone
iBxChelss 3
Well I don't see how everyone thinks I'm the bad girl but whatev. But I must say a few things...first of all, I didn't think my stupid fml comment would blow up into an argument. Second, I love to have the last word in an argument so shit I could argue with each and every one of you for 10 years. And third, at the end of the day, I'm still gonna keep my head up and continue to comment fml's that I feel I need to. This is not over... ;)
Jimster1712 0
ibxchelss, you did not need to reply, if you didnt reply, this argument wouldnt have happened. so basically youre an immature attention ***** troll failure, you brought this upon yourself, and you are digging your own grave... i just hate trolls like you...
iBxChelss 3
Technically this wouldn't of happened had 7 not started it, and everyone else had kept their thoughts to themselves. So before you call me names, remember that you all are the "immature attention ******" that started a fight on fml and still continue to comment about it. So I'll end this shit with a **** you and have a nice day(:
airforce987 20
At least there wasn't a girl who tried to seduce you all into a huge lesbian orgy. Although that WOULD fulfill my fantasies...
CryMoreFMLs 15
You've tried to post 35 FMLs?! Holy hell dude, do you get shot in a different spot each week or something?!?!
airforce987 20
Well I do try and post about small, annoying stuff, but they never get through. I feel like I should at least TRY and contribute to the FML community.
thegr8destroyer 0
Creep!
redneck14 11
#113 i would like you to explain to me how in the hell that makes him a creep.. k? thanks. have a great day!
airforce987 20
148 - 113 was calling 85 a creep, not me.
twilightluvr101 4
And that would be creepy how?
lyri10 0
Dude What kind of camp is this That sucks
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
Every camp there is
RiZiX 0
I thumbed up for Gir :3
mk58 31
Sounds like you had an amazing time!
Tobias5505 0
I agree rage guy, I agree
CryMoreFMLs 15
Me Gusta
I_only_say_LOL 6
LOL
lopez1222 3
Win. ^^