Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today, I thought I would spice things up a bit and rocked my man's world, but in the kitchen. Apparently, some of his cum must have got on the tiles because I slipped on it 15 minutes later. In doing so I smacked my head on the fridge.. FML
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
Today, we realized we had a problem with two appliances. Their manuals were in a high cabinet. My husband got down the one for the appliance he was working on, but left the one I needed up too high for me to reach. I got the step stool and said, "OK" as I climbed up. My husband flipped and yelled that I am "disrespectful." FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
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snapdragons 0
**** his life actually
Pixie333 6
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Comments (194)
mmastermetallica 0
no one wants to unite with you snicker
eduardo2k 0
aff
karina_said 0
i would say thats a FML for him, since you pulled his knob and all ..plus, he has a clumsy girlfriend
karina_said 0
@56 hahahaha. good one!
shizzzlerrr 0
FHK
beachgirl332 0
Snicks im a dancer too and i fall all the time. Lol
missvee98324 0
I can only immagine....
waxx_fml 2
you should give him some pussy
penorwood 3
actually its HIS life that is f'ed up now!!
waxx_fml 2
did you play with your pussy first