Username
France
Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rip it up and start again
Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML
Anonymous
Out of the frying pan…
Today, after a five day bout of severe chronic constipation, I decided to get some orange juice and increase my water intake. The good news is that I'm no longer constipated. The bad news is that I've got diarrhea now. FML
sofakingweetodit
United States
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
CarrieBerrie
Fire in the hole!
Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML
Rob
France
Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said, "Have fun!" FML
Anonymous
The Gush
Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML
Anonymous
United States
You need more fiber
Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
jack
London, United Kingdom
Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
Top comments
Person1233 13
What the ****?!?
Taipan_fml 0
I didn't know Batman used that. Huh. Learn sumthin new every day.
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Comments (138)
Person1233 13
What the ****?!?
xoconnie 8
wait wth is it? actually i dont wanna know.......
beansoup 0
LO friggin L
zebra_pillow 0
WTF is this lol
Colin466 0
How the **** is this a FML?
dudeitsdanny 10
Do you like surprise liquid-ish poop? I clicked FYL twice because of that last sentence
DGross 8
It's obviously for when Robin gets wedged in there a little too far...duh
schnitzel5 0
ditto
shamille 5
that would be funny if it were for the other kind of stool. but then your stool would be worthless...
DavidCooksAngel 0
the best stool softner is eating at taco bell or white castles.
jpgray1982 0
holy retarded fml post batman!
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@61... LMAO yes.
deng314 0
I don't even care that op's life isn't effed, this made me laugh! love it!
xxrogerthatxx 19
cute pic
TheBreaKer_fml 0
agree, 61, 80 and 82 ^^
HeresReality 0
you used a laxative fml? this is so dumb it's not even worth this comment
samham12345 3
um...wow lol ok
piggy94 0
80 is hot as hell and has some huge ones
lawlren 0
If you have experienced the pain of Ducolax, you would understand why it's an FML. So, yeah. STFU. Learn what you're talking about.
Aah_Zombies 0
Aahahaha that should be their new slogan. Sick, but I giggled.
jgill87 0
yea, what's a stool softener? also, agreed with 93.
mileycyrusisgay 0
@64 LOL
EpicFMyLife 0
I feel so much better that I can poop normally than ever before.
marfoon 0
holy shut the hell up asshole
Gorsbug823 0
how did this get moderated?
Taipan_fml 0
I didn't know Batman used that. Huh. Learn sumthin new every day.
iSitt 0
that's how he slid down to the batcave
Veunz 4
*shrivels up and gets in the fetal position as the mental imagery engraves itself in her head*
goatfeathers 1
Fetal? No, you mean fecal...
mn_mpls 0
this^ win
eat_this_buddie 5
drink lots and lots of water op.
UberFail79 0
No, actually don't drink ANY liquids. Then, set up a webcam so we can observe your horrendous pain.
MagnoliaFrog 0
hahahaha
goatfeathers 1
Haha, best FML ever. Favorited just for the Robin reference.
Spazzuh 0
huh. well then.
xx_kaelen_xx 0
wait what???
f_alltheirlives 3
"Lets remove that constipated look on that face"
ohSNAPyall 27
Unfunny. And what did you think it did? Why else would you have taken it?
ohSNAPyall 27
Hint: Most things with "lax" in the product name are laxatives.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Relax
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Re-read my original response and get back to me. I'll wait... (sits on the couch nearby)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
The comment my "Relax" reply was in reference to keeps disappearing, so I could be sitting here for a while... (pulls out a copy of "Everyone Poops" from his briefcase and starts reading)
ohSNAPyall 27
*while Haha, I like your icon, Action. (You too, Robin, but I'd seen it before.)
vtgurlXD 0
robin ?
PsychoMerk 0
lol. old school Robin reference ftw :)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
It may be an old-school "Batman and Robin" reference, but in no way am I associated or responsible for the OP's use of this product or his use of that corny phrase.
nikcolburn 0
Monty python reference FTW