Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
adi33 8
Wow. Ew.
littlebiggs23 11
Nasty. YDI for not keeping your boyfriends playground maintained.
HighlandShadows 48
Forgetting for one second that her body is hers to do with what she pleases: if it's the boyfriend's "playground," why then is it her responsibility to keep it maintained? Shouldn't HE be the one maintaining HIS property?
SailorSolaris 43
Oh for pete's sake, people! She shouldn't have to shave if she doesn't want to! It's her body, her choice!
fantasyworld 39
It's 2015, she can do what she wants with her body.
jinsy 13
You do not deserve that at all, don't listen to these idiots. It your body and your hair, if you boyfriend has a problem with it, then that's his problem not yours
BillyMaize21 9
Then ******* shave.
Monnlight 12
You really should talk to him about it. If you're not comfotable with shaving for personal reasons then he shouldn't be a jerk to you but then again just talking it out will make things easier.
sharond23 10
I'm so tired of this crap of women having to shave. it's ridiculous. a real man doesn't need a naked, childlike pussy.
randybryant799 21
I would dump his ass in a heartbeat. He sounds extremely immature.