Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
camogirl 0
Well if you want him on you then shave... It's nasty bot to anyways.
DannyXR 3
Who wants to munch on carpet when you can be a tile licker? Lol
EdenLis 14
Ew. Shave.
dzidziaud 5
I don't understand why girls are expected to shave their pubic hair. I tried it a few and it makes my skin so irritated and itchy after a day or two. I'm glad my boyfriend is respectful of the human body, because he likes my pubic hair. And my leg hair (which I do shave). And whatever other part of me that is natural. Find someone who loves you for who you are, not for who you make yourself to be.
nicotico8 1
You shouldn't have long enough hair for him to stick his gum in.....
BlackShady313 0
Eh it's a personal choice. If u don't wanna do it then don't do it
millysala 5
You're a Girl, you should ALWAYS be shaved , sex or no sex. A bush is disgusting.
Selkhe 10
oh look a sexist idiot. if women have to shave, so do men. if men enjoy the privilege of not having assholes like you breathing down their necks about body hair that does NOT belong to them, then women get to as well.
sammyjo06 14
That's pretty ****** up of you to say that. Pubic hair is natural. It's one thing if she's not shaving and still expecting him to go down on her....But if she's not insisting on it, there's no reason she should have to shave. You do realize that no hair is what prepubescent girls look like, right?
lopecrit 7
It's you're body. Don't get peer pressured by you're boyfriend nor random people.
XxQuartersxX 14
Youre gross.
tacopandaroo 12
Shaving is a personal choice and no one should ever feel pressured to do it. Hair is natural and definitely not gross, since it actually helps keep bacteria out. Also shaving has only been a thing for about 100 years because razor companies wanted to sell more.