Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML
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BananaCoconutty 26
Oh, you thought he was straight? Well so is spaghetti until it get hot and wet. Haha, I'm an unoriginal twat waffle, but eh.
ash268 18
Sounds about right.
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Comments (186)
ash268 18
Sounds about right.
tantanpanda 26
Bashing on gays to hide his true colors. guess you could say he's homophilic now.
JMichael 26
That's normally how it goes. He feels insecure about who he truly is so he hides it by bashing it.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Bit of a cliché mind. Who wants to be a cliché?!
mswhatever 18
Exactly. My mom's exhusband was like this once they got married. she came home sick one day to find him in bed with another man.
BlockOfRedStone 25
It's possible that he's bisexual, but even then it's odd.
hoosiergirl94 31
I was going to tell a gay joke...butt **** it
JMichael 26
Nice try, but I don't think people found it funny.
dannondarko 12
only because everybody has heard it 1000 times
mds9986 24
Cum on guys, this isn't funny.
xluciferx666 21
Let's not dick around guys
Arwen_Evenstar 37
That joke's just cockamamie.
extrasnipes 22
Oh I got a joke! It's about butter! Ready? Actually I don't want you guys to spread it...
khorstmye 15
Never heard it, and I think it's funny! You are just butt hurt!
Jay0501 21
Alright guys.. Let's not be ******* assholes
IDerive 12
I might have accidentally spit my drink out after reading this one... Nice
lilchica22001 22
I'm just gonna TOSS this out there...I bet that dude likes SALAD :)
Eyalsh 32
i was going to tell a joke about *****, but that would be whoreable.
cynthianicole95 9
#13 Apparently almost 400 people found it funny, so.....
Hellafied97 13
Gay jokes aren't funny. Cum on guys
pengyvan 21
420th like.
maggiemuggins3 7
Omg I love that!!!!
lauren383 12
I fid
Hoopachi 19
Kick both of them in the balls
hopelessfrantic 9
Why both? The other guy may not have known he was taken...
TallMist 32
I hate when people assume that the other woman (or in this case, other guy) knows the guy is already in a relationship.
dawnimus 21
When the other person does know I'd say they're equally at fault. Some ***** slept with my then boyfriend, having actually met me multiple times, and had the audacity to say she was in the right because "he didn't love me". Wait until the breakup, people. It's not classy to sleep with a taken person, whatever your orientation.
dawnimus 21
Also I know OP didn't mention anything about whether the other party knew or not so it's not fair to assume one way or the other. I'm just speaking from experience that if you do know someone is taken, it's a shitty way to behave.
TallMist 32
I'm not saying it's not shitty to act like that if you do know, but to just assume that they do know like #3 did is kind of shitty as well.
hopelessfrantic 9
That probably explains his behaviour though... Sorry this happened on your time.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
They do say people tend to be homophobic before accepting the fact that they're gay, or act homophobic to hide it.
bayy1432 14
Is it weird that I totally saw this coming? Fyl tho.
MortenM 17
I'm sure op would've liked a heads up earlier then #6
CyberSeeker 20
what an unusual twist. That would explain why though
jdibartolo1 12
very ironic
jackycat 17
Not that unusual. Studies have proven over and over that most homophobes are aroused by homoerotic images.
BananaCoconutty 26
Oh, you thought he was straight? Well so is spaghetti until it get hot and wet. Haha, I'm an unoriginal twat waffle, but eh.
Im2Shy 16
Shit...I love this comment. Yes, I'm prepared for all the thumbs down this will get but I just had to thank you for the laugh.
BananaCoconutty 26
Not that many thumbs down. Lol
crackajak 15
I down voted this for all of your other worthless comments. Going 1/5 in a bar is decent, but you're too young to enter a bar and FML is not a playground, step up the game son.
littleking94 14
Yep sorry dude, definitely using this
LuluRichards 20
This comment is probably the best thing I've read on this site, I am definitely using this
maharb01 17
textbook closet case self loather
HarleenQuinzel19 14
Or he did it to keep her from finding out
mrlawlor7777 26
... Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. Kudos #9.
MrsPegg 45
I can personally say that I have been in OP's position and it's insane how true it is! Many people who know they're gay are extremely homophobic because they don't like that about themselves. It's so self destructive.
WordBea 23
That was such a plot twist that I dropped my phone on my face (I'm laying down)
botanistjessica 24
That's unfortunate.
Strange_Ninja 13
Seems like the people who preach this sort of thing, tend to be the first to disregard whatever they said if it benefits them and not others. Hypocrites. I'm sorry OP that you had to deal with his bullshit and his lies. You deserve much better.