Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
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tifferneelee 0
please go on american idol. i could use a laugh
ellephaba101 0
at least u got a part! a LEAD part! y wud u quit?
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Comments (14)
effit 0
Unless you were staying in a bottomless pit of hell (which maybe you were), this is only possible. Jesus christ
Sipos 0
That seems like he liked it.
tifferneelee 0
please go on american idol. i could use a laugh
podrummer9209 0
Lol, okay. I auditioned for the musical at my school, and the director picked the two singers who were far worse than I was. In my experience, most musicals are riddled with favoritism, and no matter how good you are, you'll get screwed if you don't know the right people. For reference, I auditioned for High School Musical. I was going up for Troy. They gave me Ryan. I quit. =
ellephaba101 0
at least u got a part! a LEAD part! y wud u quit?
samrk96 0
you got a lead part. why the hell would you quit?
pianochk 1
A lot of times, the character comes first before vocals so the others were probably more suitable for the roles.
Squelchy 1
Ryan's kind of a big part actually. At the very least it's not a small one! Shitty move by quitting there. :/
MisUnFortunate 31
One time I auditioned for a play. I didn't get a part because I was too fat.
hudecova 0
harsh!
dayrin7 4
hehe awww hey aleast she still likes the song ^_^ meaning you don't sing THAT bad.
BabesYourAStar 0
fail ^
lolfood 24
Is your voice that bad?
saraitkddh 47
that was really mean from her, sorry OP