Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
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Comments (73)
NoDontKillMe 19
He also said "Wumbo"!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That show is a classic! It can never be replaced regarldess of how many various series they make of it. It was one of the most popular shows on TV when I was a kid, and now that I'm older it's cheesy yet still entertaining/fun. Good for you, OP! Sorry the girl wasn't impressed, but it's her loss. Maybe she just doesn't like Goldar and would have preferred Zedd or Zordon. :D
etoilenuit 15
Lol I wish I knew people that did things like this
violetlover 4
If it was a good impression and she wasn't impressed her childhood was clearly lacking because and power ranger impression is amazing!
born_hustla 26
Just keep being yourself my dear friend...keep being yourself.
Adolfospxc 3
You should have been like oh snap I thought I was alone and hit on her.BOOM.
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
It must not have been a good enough impression. Practice and try again. You'll get her...
acerima 11
The virginity is strong with this one.
o_uhu_intrstng 4
well if she had a totally awesome childhood like we did, she would have understood
Ilikeburritos 4
Was she unimpressed because your impression sucked or was it because you still liked power rangers? Either way she's not worth your time OP.