Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
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poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
pimpcrackerz 7
and how old are you?
NoDontKillMe 19
^ win!
Blahshabadada 10
Maybe if you dressed up as the red power ranger she'd be more Impressed, Try it.
Whistlee 8
And that's when you make up a lie about being involved in the series
poopsi 19
Yes! Wish more people saw it this way. Sadly you can't do anything without being judged.. The trick is ignoring the words of those who wrongfully judge, because they're simply jealous of all of the fun you're having. :3 This all coming from someone who owns electronic cat ears and wears them lots and lots. xD
iLuvsIt 10
Don't let it get you down! Just imagine the day you get busted by a cutie who is impressed!
laden_swallow09 35
Too bad imagination doesn't replace reality. Nope. Not even when you're schizophrenic.
darwinism 30
I usually do a teenage mutant ninja turtle when I am alone. I have my fun and if I do it just right, my ninja skills make me invisible to all others. Win/win. Better luck next time
sugarshane007 20
Acting is Michaelangelo is all fun and games until you take a nunchuk to the crotch.
tj4234 36
if the girl was unimpressed by that, she wasn't worth your time.
Omnomnymous 10
Maybe he thought he was doing an impression of Goldar, but did a such a bad job at it that she was not impressed.
01Ben21 10
You should've looked her in the eyes and finished, like a boss.