Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
poopsi 19
"The less you care, the happier you'll be." - Patrick Star
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wdd2 5
Power rangers, like pokemon, will never grow old, they shall both always be classics.
dmoran20 27
Classic for only a select group, case in point the girl was unimpressed and probably freaked out. On a side note just come in as a teletubby tomorrow I want to see your next FML
ColCyclone 17
Aye aye aye zordon
hellbilly205 17
If she was unimpressed by power rangers, shes not worth your time.
MDTeddy 13
This is why guys can't find a gf. They run into all the girls that are terrified and so turned off by cool things like Power Rangers. It would actually bother me more if she was turned off from quoting Pokemon. I am pretty sure little kids won't know what IVs or EVs are and whether or not their Pokemon is physical or special...and if the move is physical or special.
poopsi 19
54, I wouldn't generalize every girl to be like that. I myself was raised around video games and "boys tv shows" because I had no female friends as a child. 'twas always me and my brother. By the way, I stinkin' love Pokémon. ; - ;
Interwebzombie 15
At 54, I'm not a little kid and when I play pokemon I don't pay attention to any of those things. I play pokemon because pokemon.
Trolliolio 6
I grew up with Pokemon and power rangers. I don't even like any of them.
applebramble 22
How can she be unimpressed?! I'd be laughing my **** out! People these days are so alien ):
mario2012 18
That's what happens when you make assumptions.
NoDontKillMe 19
You give Mario a bad name!
chocolateisyum 12
That's when you say "My friend dared me."
TourettesGuyFTW 26
^ I heard Goldar was there, and said "do an impression of me, NOW!"
chocolateisyum 12
Over text!
HooyoMacaan 7
Haven't we all done silly things thinking we're alone.
HeartOfLead 24
Unfortunately, he wasn't, but it would have still qualified as FML if he was still alone.
goreajek 13
When you feel like youre alone, you never are. Especially if your working and/or its night.
cdkitty94 6
Unless you're the boss, or the only person who locks up assume you aren't alone!
laden_swallow09 35
7- You used "you're" correctly the first time - albeit without the apostrophe, yet you fouled it up the second time?
goreajek 13
You have heard of such things called typos right?
xautumnwillsx 15
You should meet my boss he watches Power Rangers every shift !
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like she's not worth it then.
iLuvsIt 10
This.
ozpunker 20
Goldar? Zordon or GTFO!
bandofsand 10
Maybe she'll be your pink ranger.
alullaby 21
She is obviously Rita. You need to be Lord Zedd in order to get her.